If he were any dumber, I'd have to water him.

Crissy Lynn

MacMillan: You can't see this on a marketing report.
Josh: Um, what's a marketing report?
MacMillan: Exactly.

The world's first Jag mobile recording studio is done!


Winnie: [When Eggs states his a boxtroll] Oh... really? Then lets see you fit into your box!
Eggs: Err... I can't right now
Winnie: [nods head] Ummhmm
Eggs: I'm long boned

Pay attention, we're gonna ask questions later!

Buddy "Cloudy" Russo

I was hopin' things would work out for her. She was a good friend of mine.


Before you turn around, you've spent maybe 20, 25, 30 thousand dollars on a movie.

Jack Horner

Trish: So Ahkbar, tell me, is it true what they say about Hong Kong?
Han Sing: What's that?
Trish: You know, all you guys do Kung Fu.
Han Sing: Of course. State law.

Joe Adams: [showing Ray and his wife their new mansion in L.A.] This foyer is designed to impress anybody who walks in the door. There's a big winding staircase, just like "Gone With The Wind."
Ray Charles: [to his wife] We should get our portraits painted, like Rhett and Scarlett.

Assimilate this!

Lt. Commander Worf

Put him on the phone, bitch!


Don't laugh! There's nothin' funny goin' on here!

Derek Vinyard

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