Ray "Bones" Barboni: I'm from Miami-fuckin'-Beach and you wanna show me the ocean, huh? And what about sun, does it ever shine around here, or is this smog around all the time?
Limo Driver With Sign: They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets.
Ray "Bones" Barboni: That's what they say, huh? What a bunch of fuckin bullshit.

Burt Hadley: What's it like?
Leonard Shelby: It's like waking. Like you just woke up.
Burt Hadley: That must suck.

Evelyn: Would you like to know what heaven looks like?
Rick: Later.

Peeta Mellark: They won't touch Prim!
Johanna Mason: Your fiancé's right. The whole country loves your sister. If they torture her, or do anything to her, forget the districts - there will be riots in the Capitol.
Johanna Mason: Hey, how does that sound Snow? What if we, what if we set your backyard on fire? You know you can't put everybody in here!
Johanna Mason: What? He can't hurt me. There's no one left that I love.

Eat your vegetables. Don't just push 'em around, eat 'em. I ain't playin'!

Neville

Heather McNamara: God, aren't they fed yet? Do they even have Thanksgiving in Africa?
Veronica Sawyer: Oh, sure. Pilgrims, Indians... Tator Tots. It's a real party continent.

Lani Aliikai: [Cody and Lani wash off under a waterfall] Can I ask you something personal?
Cody Maverick: Lani, we're in the shower! Ask me whatever you want.

Izzy: O'Connell, if you give me that gold stick there, you can shave my head, wax my legs, and use me for a surfboard.
Rick: Didn't we do that in Tripoli?

I am Iron Man.
[cow falls on him]

Iron Man

It's not "stealing" if you're family. But, seriously, don't tell your mom.

Robert 'Fish' Fishman

Okay, you're helping. We'll use your pictures. Ah! These *are* gonna be - you know, I'm sorry, these are going to be a help. I should have looked at these pictures before. I like this, uh, this is our first hotel room, right? That'll intimidate Trotter. Here's one of me from behind. And I didn't think I could feel worse than I did a couple of seconds ago. Thank you. Ah, here's a good one of the tire marks. Could we get any farther away? Where'd you shoot this, from up in a tree? What's this over here? It's dog shit. Dog shit! That's great! Dog shit, what a clue! Why didn't I think of that? Here's one of me reading. Terrific. I should've asked you along time ago for these pictures. Holy shit, you got it, honey! You did it! The case cracker, me in the shower! Ha ha! I love this! That's it!

Vincent Gambini

Ya know, sometimes I wished people was like dogs, Luke.

Arletta

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