Billy Ray: Merry New Year!
Beeks: That's "happy." In this country we say "Happy New Year."
Billy Ray: Oh, ho, ho, thank you for correcting my English which stinks!

Garth: How can you sleep like that?
Del Preston: Listen, sonny Jim. Sleeping like this will add ten years to your life. I learned it from Keith Richards when I toured with the Stones. This may be the reason why Keith cannot be killed by conventional weapons.

You were right about one thing, master. The negotiations were short.


I don't make love with them, I make love with Jan and I save him from dying.

Bess McNeill

Marion: [laughs] What is this stuff, Rene?
Belloq: [laughing] I grew up on this. It's my family label!

You know what they say about women and trolley cars. There's plenty of 'em in the sea.


TV interviewer: Why do you come to these nights?
Lulu: I'd like to answer that one if I may.
Nina: Sure.
Lulu: To get absolutely trashed.

I'm consciousness. I'm alive. I'm Chappie.


Civilization has a natural resistance to improving itself.

Jerry Mulligan

Schmidt: Hey, listen! There's a grenade in my shorts!
Jenko: Is that it?
Schmidt: That's my dick!
Jenko: What about that?
Schmidt: That's my dick also!!

A poet once said, "Only a fool laughs when nothing's funny"

Jean-Dominique Bauby

Oh no! It's Baloo, that shiftless, two bit, jungle bum.


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