You got to be a stupid motherfucker to get fired on your day off.


Dr. Ian Malcolm: She's, uh... tenacious.
Dr. Alan Grant: You have no idea.

Nash: You once said that God must be a painter because he gave us so many colors.
Alicia: I didn't think you were listening...
Nash: I was listening.

Prince Humperdinck: Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work. But I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it; I'm swamped.
Count Rugen: Get some rest. If you haven't got your health, then you haven't got anything.

You lied to me!


It's the wood that should fear your hand, not the other way around. No wonder you can't do it, you acquiesce to defeat before you even begin.

Pai Mei

TV interviewer: Why do you come to these nights?
Lulu: I'd like to answer that one if I may.
Nina: Sure.
Lulu: To get absolutely trashed.

We are *so* lucky. We are *so* lucky to have been raised amongst catalogs.

Meg Swan

Shaun: Pete!
Shaun: Pete!
Shaun: Maybe he's not here.
Ed: Hey prick!

Catwoman: Oh... I would love to live with you in your castle forever... like in a fairy tale...
[Batman caresses the back of her head]
Catwoman: [she claws Batman on the cheek] But I just couldn't live with myself, so don't pretend this is a happy ending!

You and I are such similar creatures Vivian. We both screw people for money.

Edward Lewis

Obi-Wan: Do you know who it was you were trying to kill?
Zam Wesell: It was a Senator from Naboo.
Obi-Wan: And who hired you?
Zam Wesell: It was just a job.
Anakin: Who hired you? Tell us.
Zam Wesell: [silent]
Anakin: Tell us now!
Zam Wesell: It was a bounty hunter called...

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