Phil: Do you know what today is?
Rita: No, what?
Phil: Today is tomorrow. It happened.

I don't trust air I can't see.

Capt. Ramsey

Minion: So what's the plan, sir?
Megamind: I have no idea!

[to the Dinobots] Stand with us!

Optimus Prime

Ah, hon, ya got Arby's all over me.

Marge Gunderson

Someone has to pay, Lenny. Somebody always pays.

Teddy

[to Claire] Wake up, Claire! Jim's dead! He's dead! They're all dead!

Ethan Hunt

In the back? Dick move, Banner.

Tony Stark

It just ain't right cheatin' from a pregnant lady.

Joe Buck

[playing his role as a black slaver to the hilt] You niggas gon' understand something about me! I'm worse than any of these white men here! You get the molasses out your ass, and you keep your goddamn eyeballs off me!

Django

The machines rose from the ashes of the nuclear fire. Their war to exterminate mankind had raged for decades, but the final battle would not be fought in the future. It would be fought here, in our present. Tonight...

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Dr. Evil: As you know, every diabolical scheme I've hatched has been thwarted by Austin Powers. And why is that, ladies and gentlemen?
Scott: Because you never kill him when you get the chance, and you're a dope?

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