Phil: Do you know what today is?
Rita: No, what?
Phil: Today is tomorrow. It happened.
I don't trust air I can't see.Capt. Ramsey
Minion: So what's the plan, sir?
Megamind: I have no idea!
[to the Dinobots] Stand with us!Optimus Prime
Ah, hon, ya got Arby's all over me.Marge Gunderson
Someone has to pay, Lenny. Somebody always pays.Teddy
[to Claire] Wake up, Claire! Jim's dead! He's dead! They're all dead!Ethan Hunt
In the back? Dick move, Banner.Tony Stark
It just ain't right cheatin' from a pregnant lady.Joe Buck
[playing his role as a black slaver to the hilt] You niggas gon' understand something about me! I'm worse than any of these white men here! You get the molasses out your ass, and you keep your goddamn eyeballs off me!Django
The machines rose from the ashes of the nuclear fire. Their war to exterminate mankind had raged for decades, but the final battle would not be fought in the future. It would be fought here, in our present. Tonight...Title card
Dr. Evil: As you know, every diabolical scheme I've hatched has been thwarted by Austin Powers. And why is that, ladies and gentlemen?
Scott: Because you never kill him when you get the chance, and you're a dope?