Ages three and up! It's on my box! Ages three and up! I'm not supposed to be babysitting Princess Drool!

Mr. Potato Head

Chuck: Yeah? And I'm sure I just heard him mutter some kind of anti-Semitic remark.
Dave Buznik: Are you Jewish?
Chuck: I could be, but no. Half Irish, half Italian, half Mexican.

Take that, you freaky piece of shit. You don't mow another guy's lawn.


Miri: Help me get this shit out my hair. Just use the water out of the toilet.
Zack: There's poo in there.

My pa always said "Never trust a Hogwallop!"


I've been chasing Jigsaw from the beginning, and I got him. So unless you've got something else to say... back the fuck off.

Mark Hoffman

Harris Street old lady: Aren't you the Prime Minister?
Prime Minister: Yes, in fact, I am. Merry Christmas. Part of the service, now. Trying to get round to everyone by New Year's Eve.

Admiral, there be whales here!


A poet once said, "Only a fool laughs when nothing's funny"

Jean-Dominique Bauby

[narrating] And when the cops, when they assigned a whole army to stop Jimmy, what'd he do? He made 'em partners.

Henry Hill

[offering Nash a flask of whiskey] Listen. If we can't break the ice, how 'bout we drown it?


Princess Leia: I hope you know what you're doing.
Han Solo: Yeah, me too.

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