Short Round: What is Sankara?
Indiana Jones: Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory.

Honey, this is nasty business.

Corrine Whitman

112 pounds. Black hair. Glasses... Oval face.

Herman Blume

Earl. Here's some swiss cheese and some bullets.

Walter Chang

Elektra: Nice to meet you, Matt Murdock.
Matt Murdock: Nice to meet you, uhh. I didn't get your name.
Elektra: I didn't give it.

Chon Wang: I look like a fool.
Roy: What? You're a Maharajah! That's Indian royalty!
Chon Wang: But I'm Chinese.
Roy: It's the same thing.

Vaughn Haige: There are 3 moments I'll remember 'til the day I die. 1: the look on my father's face when I graduated from Harvard law school. 2: Helping a beached mother whale give birth. And... 3: You and me, together, here, tonight.
Shapely Bartender: Don't speak to me again... ever.

Dr. David Marrow: Ok, so what do we all need in life? What are the basics? Food, water, shelter...
Theo: ...Sex.

Andrew Beckett: That's their story. Wanna hear mine?
Joe Miller: How many lawyers did you go to before me?
Andrew Beckett: Nine.
Joe Miller: Go on.

Luke: I can eat fifty eggs.
Dragline: Nobody can eat fifty eggs.
Society Red: You just said he could eat anything.
Dragline: Did you ever eat fifty eggs?
Luke: Nobody ever eat fifty eggs.
Prisoner: Hey, Babalugats. We got a bet here.
Dragline: My boy says he can eat fifty eggs, he can eat fifty eggs.
Loudmouth Steve: Yeah, but in how long?
Luke: A hour.
Society Red: Well, I believe I'll take part of that wager.

I haven't had so much fun since the day we put glue on Fräulein Josephine's toothbrush.

Kurt

Hutch: Look at all these cops. You really want to eat here?
Starsky: It's a great place. Pop's? Come on. If you're one of the cops you eat at Pop's.

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