Yeah I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.


Professor Henry Jones: You didn't bring it, did you?
Indiana Jones: Well, uh...
Professor Henry Jones: You did.
Indiana Jones: Look, can we discuss this later?
Professor Henry Jones: I should have mailed it to the Marx Brothers.
Indiana Jones: Will you take it easy?
Professor Henry Jones: Take it easy? Why do you think I sent it home in the first place? So it wouldn't fall into their hands.
Indiana Jones: I came here to save you.
Professor Henry Jones: Oh, yeah? And who's gonna come to save you, Junior?

I did it when I was a freshman, and you'll do it when you're seniors. but you're doing great. Now fry like bacon, you little freshman piggies. Fry!


Lester Burnham: I am sick and tired of being treated like I don't exist. You two do whatever you want, whenever you want to do it, and I don't complain.
Carolyn Burnham: Oh, you don't complain? Then I must be psychotic, then! What is this? Yeah, let's bring in the laugh-meter and see how loud it gets.
Lester Burnham: [throws the asparagus plate at the wall] Don't interrupt me, honey! Oh, yeah, and one more thing, from now on we're going to have alternate dinner music because frankly - and I don't think I'm alone here - I'm getting tired of this Lawrence Welk shit.

Optimus Prime: Sam? You risked your life to protect the Cube?
Sam Witwicky: No sacrifice, no victory.

Turn this big motherfucker left, Troy!

Neville Flynn

Ladies, we're gonna have some fun

Stuntman Mike

I want the last check I write to bounce.

Saul Bloom

Dr. Bartram: I want to forget this whole thing ever happened.
David Green: You're never going to forget this happened. You used me for football, now I'll use you to get into Harvard.

Make it fast, time is tissue.

Dr. Steven Price

John Bender: What's that?
Claire Standish: Sushi.
John Bender: Sushi?
Claire Standish: Rice, raw fish, and seaweed.
John Bender: You won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth, and you're going to eat that?
Claire Standish: Can I eat?
John Bender: I don't know. Give it a try.

I should've never gotten on that plane. I should've never gotten out of the car.

Chuck Noland

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