[to a waiter] You think I'm pretty don't you?

Roxanne Simpson

What the fuck is this? They're not supposed to be here!

Junior

Are you trying to impress me Finch? Because it ain't gonna work.

Dormer

Maggie Witzky: LISA?
Lisa: You impregnated my sister again.
Maggie Witzky: BITCH!
Lisa: I thought you wanted me to tell him.
Maggie Witzky: Why, because I said don't?

McClane? I assume it's you, McClane. You're quite the little soldier. You can consider this a military funeral.

Col. Stuart

I'm just trying to be honest about being a misanthrope.

Mike

Infidel Defilers. They shall all drown in lakes of blood.

Thulsa Doom

[during "Red, White, and Blaine production] I love you too pa. You taught me how to be a man. How to wrastle a steer to the ground and apply a fiery brand to his hind-quarters. And yes, how to love a woman. How the smell of her hair can drive a man wild!

Corky St. Clair

Dan: I used to be so fucked. I used to be so fucked up. I was just out there. You know? But I fucking cleaned up. I cleaned up,
[snorts a line of cocaine]
Dan: For the most part. I do it now to get by, but I can handle it. You know what I mean? I tried the rehab thing. I tried it. But it didn't work, Didn't work. It works for some people. My ex girlfriend is getting married. That's how it works for some people. Right? Didn't work for me. The kids keep me focused. And I.

Carrie: Having a good night?
Charles: Yes. It's right up there with my father's funeral for sheer entertainment value.

You know, I used to want to have a TV ministry. I thought that'd be cool. And now, frankly, all I really want is health insurance.

Cotton Marcus

I love you so much. I hate war so much.

Ilsa

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