Emperor Joseph II: My dear young man, don't take it too hard. Your work is ingenious. It's quality work. And there are simply too many notes, that's all. Just cut a few and it will be perfect.
Mozart: Which few did you have in mind, Majesty?

I'm keeping him.


The only person with whom I felt any kinship with died three hundred years before the birth of Christ. Alexander Macedonian, or Alexander the Great, as you know him.

Adrian Veidt

David Grant: How did she die?
Kate Grant: Saw herself in the mirror one day.

And I solemnly promise to never have sexual relations with a Treblemaker, or may my vocal cords be ripped out by wolves.


Lois Einhorn: Ventura, when I get out of that bathroom, you better be gone.
Ace Ventura: Is it number one or number two? I just want to know how much time I have.

Veronica Sawyer: Shit, Heather, I don't have anything against Martha Dunnstock.
Heather Chandler: You don't have anything for her either. Come on. It will be very. The note will give her shower-nozzle masturbation material for weeks.

Wild thing, you make my heart sing.


You think a pair of pants that fits all three of you is going to fit... [slaps hips] ...all of this?


Ben Grimm: I need to borrow your car.
Old Lady with Car #1: The transmission sticks.
Ben Grimm: That's not gonna be a problem.
[hurls the car in the direction of Doom]

David Dunn: Friends listen to each other! And they don't shoot each other, do they Audrey?
Audrey Dunn: No ... No shooting friends, Joseph...

Veruca Salt: Daddy! I want a flying glass elevator!
Mr. Salt: Veruca, the only thing you're getting today is a bath, and that's final!

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