Del Fuegos! Hide the bikes! Quick!

Woody Stevens

Tickets? Since when did they start charging for the bus? Didn't we used to ride that shit to school every morning for free?

Jay

Seth Abrahams: I want to have sex and then do a hit right as we both come.
Caroline Wakefield: Okay.

Roger Thornhill: When I was a little boy, I wouldn't even let my mother undress me.
Eve Kendall: Well, you're a big boy now.

This not as is to see as seeing is to not having seen anything at all.

Zeus

Gail: Is it me, or did we just take a left turn into snooze-ville?
John: Yeah, and we parked in a lot where they do not validate.

Rod Tidwell: Who's your motherfucker?
Jerry Maguire: You're my motherfucker!

I have to talk to your father about this game.

Dalton Russell

Johanna Mason: A wedding dress? Really?
Katniss Everdeen: Snow made me wear it.
Johanna Mason: Make him pay for it.

You love your sister? You make any noise, you know what happens. I'm gonna kill her instead of you. Understand?

Wild Bill Wharton

Gargamel: I am not obsessed with Smurfs, thank you, I simply can't stop thinking about these little blue beasts every single moment of every single day!... But I need them! It's only by capturing the little munchkins and extracting their happy blue essence that my magic will finally become... not infallible...
Azrael: Meow!
Gargamel: INVINCIBLE, yes, thank you! I shall become the most powerful wizard in all of the world!

Paula Abagnale: Just tell me how much he owes and I'll pay you back.
Carl Hanratty: So far, it's about 1.3 million dollars.

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