Lucius Malfoy: Let us hope that Mr. Potter will always be around to save the day.
Harry: Don't worry. I will be.

He better be worth it. He better go home and cure a disease, or invent a longer-lasting light bulb.

Captain Miller

[gleefully] Rome wasn't burned in a night.

Joe

Unless you have a half-dozen very hard rectangular breasts, we need to talk.

Barry

Do it.

Starsky
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WOMANNN!

Animal

If John Doe's head splits open and a UFO should fly out, I want you to have expected it.

William Somerset

Blue Collar Man: Excuse me, I don't mean to interrupt, but what are you talking about?
Randal Graves: The ending of "Return of the Jedi".
Dante Hicks: My friend here is trying to convince me that any independent contractors working on the uncompleted Death Star were innocent victims when it was destroyed by the Rebels.

Danny Archer: Who the hell are you?
Commander Rambo: Captain Rambo!
Danny Archer: Oh yeah I know who you are, I've seen your movies.

Gwen Stacy: [Peter and Gwen are kissing in her room while she cleans his wounds] Easy, Bug Boy.
Peter Parker: [grins] What did you call me?

Eduardo Ruiz: This is coercion.
Montel Gordon: Coercion. That's a pretty big word for a fisherman.
Ray Castro: Big-ass word.
Eduardo Ruiz: Oh, yeah? I know another big word: immunity.

You know what? I respect women! I love women! I respect them so much that I completely stay away from them!

Andy Stitzer

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