Autobots, roll out!

Optimus Prime

Dr. Willoughby: Do you actually believe that after the way you've just behaved that I would even consider recommending you for admission?
Kumar: No. I'm gonna be honest with you. The only reason I'm applying is so my dad will keep paying for my apartment. I really don't have a desire to go to med school.
Dr. Willoughby: But you have perfect MCAT scores!
Kumar: Yeeeah, just cause you're hung like a moose doesn't mean you gotta do porn.

Mike Damone: Look at you: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater. I'm tellin' ya, Rat, if this girl can't smell your qualifications, then who needs her, right?

Madeliene White: Well detective, there are matters at stake here that are a little bit above your pay grade. No offense.
Keith Frazier: Well, why don't you just tell the mayor to raise my pay grade to the proper level, and problem solved.

Hey, lookie here, she's a brick... duh-duh-duh, house!

Mirror Man

Johnny Storm: Let's think about it, you've got Victor, more money than God, stud of the year, and you've got Reed, the world's dumbest smart guy, worth less than a postage stamp. That's a real toss up.
Ben Grimm: Don't trouble your tiny little mind.

I told you not to open the box.

Sherlock Holmes

A woman is said to be worth her weight in hens. And a man's wealth is measured by the size of his cock.

Armand

I hope we didn't scare the fishes.

Bond

[as they are abandoned] Can you believe how crappy people are?

Alma Moore

You're my assistant. You're supposed to back me up and go get me juiceboxes whenever I want. Now go get me a juicebox!

Phil Weston

Ship Captain: [menacingly] You're finished.
[Shrek, Puss in Boots, and Donkey turn and stare]
Ship Captain: [apologetically] Heh. With your journey!
[points to land]

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