Alex: Why did you take off?
B. Rabbit: I don't live here.
Alex: So? Why did you take off?
Yo mamas so fat, her pant size is, um... um... Bitch, lose some weight!Urban Girl
[faces Shredder] Come on!Raphael
Christ... where did you come from and how can I make more of you?Kenny
DEA Agent Parker: Do. You. Speak American?
Armando Alvarez: No sir. I don't speak American.
[about a bum on a park bench]
Ann: Every time I see one of those old guys, I always think the same thing.
Mark: What do you think?
Ann: I always think that he was once somebody's baby boy. Really, I do. I think he was once somebody's baby boy, and he had a mother and a father who loved him, and now there he is, half dead on a park bench, and where are his mother or his father, all his uncles now?
The fuck is that?Henry Hill
George: What's the matter with you, then?
Ringo: It's his grandfather. I can tell he doesn't like me. It's cause I'm little.
George: Ah, you've got an inferiority complex, you have.
Ringo: Yeah, I know, that's why I play the drums - it's me active compensatory factor.
There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?Elaine Dickinson
Shoeless Joe Jackson: Is this heaven?
Ray Kinsella: No, it's Iowa.
Spider-Man: Is that a knife? Is that a real knife?
Car Thief: Yes, it's a real knife.
Spider-Man: My weakness. Small knives. Anything but knives!
Bill: You have to see the Gambinis in action. I mean, these people, they love to argue. I mean, they live to argue.
Stan: My parents argue too, it doesn't make them good lawyers.
Bill: Stan, I've seen your parents argue. Trust me, they're amateurs.