General Allenby: I'm promoting you Major. T.E. Lawrence: I don't think that's a very good idea.
The Shoveller: Doctor, you *are* a genius.
Dr. Heller: That's what the card says.
Uh, well, sir, I ain't a f'real cowboy. But I am one helluva stud!Joe Buck
All I've been doing is reading this diary wondering how the hell I'm still alive?Jim
Cecil: [while Larry is chasing Cecil] These are trained horses, Larry. They won't stop until they hear a specific word.
Larry: Oh, you mean a word like... DAKOTA!
Cindy: Who's the man Ned?
Cindy: Yes. Say it, who's the man?
Ned: Who's the man?
Rocky: I been comin' here for six years, and for six years ya been stickin' it to me, an' I wanna know how come!
Mickey: Ya don't wanna know!
Rocky: I wanna know how come!
Mickey: Ya wanna know?
Rocky: I WANNA KNOW HOW!
Mickey: OK, I'm gonna tell ya! You had the talent to become a good fighter, but instead of that, you become a legbreaker to some cheap, second rate loanshark!
Rocky: It's a living.
Mickey: IT'S A WASTE OF LIFE!
Gimme back my hand... GIMME BACK MY HAND!Ash
Deputy Dwayne Powell Looney: Hey Jake, didn't you defend Billy Ray Cobb a few years back?
Jake Tyler Brigance: What kind of case was it?
Deputy Dwayne Powell Looney: Caught him selling dope. Spent time in Parchman. Got out last year.
Jake Tyler Brigance: I think some Memphis lawyer handled that. Why do you ask?
Deputy Dwayne Powell Looney: Well, we picked him up for rape. Him and Willard.
Jake Tyler Brigance: Who'd they rape?
Deputy Dwayne Powell Looney: You know Carl Lee Hailey?
Jake Tyler Brigance: Sure, I defended his brother Lester.
Deputy Dwayne Powell Looney: It was his little girl.
This is your brain on the box. This is my brain on the box. Does anybody else feel like a fried egg?The Riddler
[to Jack] New model comin' in this week, remember? You're the best combine salesman we got. You're the only combine salesman, in fact...Lureen Newsome
I stick my neck out for nobody!Rick