It's called "life," John. Activities available; just add meaning.Alicia
Skipper: Seriously? Does anyone even know where we're marching to?
Penguin 1: Who cares?
Penguin 2: I question nothing
Penguin 3: Me, too.
Penguin 4: Me, too.
Skipper: Well, fine. We'll just fly to the front of the line and see for ourselves. Kowalski, Rico, engage aerial surveillance.
Kowalski: Skipper, we appear to be flightless.
Skipper: [Looks at his wings] Oh, well what's the point of these?
Skipper: Woah, I like it! Hey, this could be our thing! What're we going to call it? Let's call it the, uh... high one.
What will the King say when he finds out that I cannot bear children?Anne Boleyn
I will drop-kick those fuckin' dogs if they come near me.Frank T.J. Mackey
[in the car listening to "Puff the Magic Dragon"]
Greg Focker: Who'd have thought it wasn't about a dragon.
Jack Byrnes: Huh?
Greg Focker: Well some people think that 'to puff the magic dragon' means to... puff... smoke... a marijuana cigarette.
Jack Byrnes: Puff is just the name of the boy's magical dragon... You a pothead, Focker?
Greg Focker: No, I pass on grass always. Well not always.
Jack Byrnes: Yes or no?
Greg Focker: No, um, yes, um...
Tai: Hey, did you see that?
Cher: Ugh. Skateboards. That's like so five years ago.
Annette: Ain't ya gonna ask me to sit down?
Tony Manero: No, 'cause you would do it.
Annette: Bet you'd ask me to lay down.
Tony Manero: No, you would not do it.
If we're gonna be the best, we have to have the best. Missy's the poo, so take a big whiff!Torrance Shipman
[Talking about after her mom's death] It was so hard. I had to take on all of her responsibilities. Cooking... cleaning... breast feeding Mitch.Janey
Jenko: What? Co-ed bathrooms!
Schmidt: Fuck! I'm not gonna take a shit the entire time we're here.
Aw, man. You made friends with them. See, friendship is the booze they feed you. They want you to get drunk on feeling like you belong.Lester Bangs
Butch Cassidy: Who's the best lawman?
Sundance Kid: The best, how ? You mean toughest? Or easiest to bribe?
Butch Cassidy: Toughest.
Sundance Kid: Joe Lefors.
Butch Cassidy: Got to be.
Sundance Kid: Lefors never leaves Wyoming, never. You know that.
Butch Cassidy: He always wears a white skimmer. That's how you tell it's Joe Lefors, 'cause he always wears a white straw hat. Look at that guy out front.