Well, take it or leave it. If you want to save yourself some money, don't fuck her. Cause you'll be back here every night for some more. Man, she's twelve and a half years old. You never had no pussy like that. You can do anything you want with her. You can cum on her, fuck her in the mouth, fuck her in the ass, cum on her face, man. She get your cock so hard she'll make it explode. But no rough stuff, all right?

Sport

Frank Costello: But Colin - I hope I don't have to remind you that if you don't find that cheese-eating rat bastard in your department, most likely it won't be me who suffers for it.
Colin Sullivan: Now why would you have to remind me of that? Would I be any good at what I do if I didn't fucking already know that? Frank, you gotta trust me. Alright, just trust me Frank. Hey, it fucking involves lying and I'm pretty fucking good at that. Right?
Frank Costello: Maybe because it's always been so easy for me to get cunt, that I never understood jacking off in a theater.

Steve: You blew the best thing you had going for you. You blew the element of surprise.
[Charlie punches Steve]
Charlie Croker: Surprised?

I've been frozen for 30 years. I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working.

Austin Powers

I thank you. Mr. Jingles thank you, my mom would thank you too but she's dead.

Eduard Delacroix

Batman: You killed my parents.
The Joker: What? What? What are you talking about?
Batman: I made you, you made me first.
The Joker: Give me a break. I was a kid when I killed your parents. When I say "I made you" you gotta say "you made me." How childish can you get?

I was thinkin' I would go over there. I recken they could use all the help they could get.

Sam Childers

It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen.

Alex

[to Claire] Wake up, Claire! Jim's dead! He's dead! They're all dead!

Ethan Hunt

Sergeant: Hey, asshole! What do I look like to you?
O'Reilly: A sitting duck.

Kidding? How am I meant to know you're kidding? You're breaking my fucking balls.

Tommy DeVito

I love everything what I know about you. And I trust in what I don't.

Moses

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