Fezzik: You just shook your head... doesn't that make you happy?
Westley: My brains, his steel, and your strength against 60 men, and you think a little head jiggle is supposed to make me happy?

Raleigh: Are you ever coming home?
Margot: Maybe not.
Raleigh: Well I want to die.

Slide: A robbery can change very quickly. You have to be ready to adapt to the situation at any moment. Anything can happen. I was on a job a few days ago and my homie got shot in the face!
Josh: If you get shot in the face, it's over.
Slide: If you get shot in your head, it's over. If you get shot in your face, the bullet will go through your cheek and come out the other side! Then, what you gonna do?
Charlie: Die! We're all gonna die!

Truly, for some men nothing is written unless THEY write it.

Sherif Ali

Lightning McQueen: "Listen, this isn't Radiator Springs."
Mater: "You are just realizing that."

Sometimes, I like to hold a midget.

Doughboy

Knowing my brother-in-law, he probably deserves whatever you're about to do to him. But this is my house. I have certain rules about snakes and dismemberment.

Rick

Strong animals know when your hearts are weak.

Hushpuppy

I didn't think so much of him at first. But now I get it, he's everything that I'm not.

Royal

Suddenly a dark cloud settled over first period... I got a C in debate?

Cher

When do we start?

Sam Wilson

[to 3Gs, about her dog] My Doctor says she's Bipolar.

Mercedes Harbont

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