Favorite Quotes
When do we start?
Sam Wilson
Bring her to me... NOW!
Balem
Son, you got a panty on your head.
Hayseed
Why can't you just die?
Two-Face
Sometimes, I like to hold a midget.
Doughboy
Wipe that smile off your face, you're a dead giveaway.
Julie Beckley
You blew it. Whoo, you blew it, man. You did not want to cut his hair off, trust me.
Roy O'Bannon
Mr. Jones! I've heard a lot about you, sir. Your appearance is exactly the way I imagined.
Katanga
The most liberating constitutional amendment in history, passed by corruption, aided and abetted by the purest man in America.
Thaddeus Stevens
Hey, dude, you really shouldn't drink and horse.
Edward
It's called "life," John. Activities available; just add meaning.
Alicia
Larry: You're seeing him now? Since when?
Anna: Since my opening last year.
[pause]
Anna: I'm disgusting.
Larry: You're phenomenal. You're so clever.
