When do we start?

Sam Wilson

Bring her to me... NOW!

Balem

Son, you got a panty on your head.

Hayseed

Why can't you just die?

Two-Face

Sometimes, I like to hold a midget.

Doughboy

Wipe that smile off your face, you're a dead giveaway.

Julie Beckley

You blew it. Whoo, you blew it, man. You did not want to cut his hair off, trust me.

Roy O'Bannon

Mr. Jones! I've heard a lot about you, sir. Your appearance is exactly the way I imagined.

Katanga

The most liberating constitutional amendment in history, passed by corruption, aided and abetted by the purest man in America.

Thaddeus Stevens

Hey, dude, you really shouldn't drink and horse.

Edward

It's called "life," John. Activities available; just add meaning.

Alicia

Larry: You're seeing him now? Since when?
Anna: Since my opening last year.
[pause]
Anna: I'm disgusting.
Larry: You're phenomenal. You're so clever.

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