Warner Huntington III: Pooh bear, just get in the car.
Warner Huntington III: You're gonna ruin your shoes.
They're going to blow that place sky high. It'll be a tragedy. Unless it's during a dance number.Frank Drebin
Wake up lil snoozy! Smell the smelling salts!Chip Douglas
Lynn Sear: Cole, you're scaring me.
Cole Sear: They scare me too sometimes.
Lynn Sear: They?
Cole Sear: Dead people.
Yen Sun: They'll chase after us.
Doc: I'm used to that.
Trust you? The last time I trusted you, Mookie, I ended up with a son.Tina
Loki: I forgot my little voodoo doll. Wow. It really does look just like you. Maybe, if I believed enough...
[pauses, then crushes voodoo doll of Whitland, who is terrified but unharmed]
Loki: I don't believe in voodoo. [leaves, re-enters with a gun] But I do believe in this.
Leslie: Alec is becoming a Republican... and he wants to get married! Oh, my God!
Jules: I always knew he was a Republican!
Barney Ross: Better get out of that seat and move to the back, Christmas is coming.
Galgo: But it's only June...
Barney Ross: Galgo, get out of the seat!
Hey. Get the fuck off her. That's my ex-girlfriend's monkey.Jay
My brains are going into my feet!Dark Helmet
[repeated line] You know what I hate?Mr. Smith