I have to live my dreams.


[to Batman] I don't want to kill you. You complete me.

The Joker

Jesus, George, it was a wonder I was even born.

Marty McFly

We have some planes...

Mohammed Atta

Schmidt: [after Mr. Walters mimicked him mockingly] I don't sound like that.
Mr. Walters: Eric! Close your eyes and tell me who's talking!
Eric Molson: [eyes closed] Ugh, Schmidt bein' a little bitch.

Riff: Four-and-a-half years I live wit' a buddy an' his family. I think I'm diggin' a guy's character... Boy, I'm a victim of disappointment in you.
Tony: End ya sufferin', little man. Why dontcha just pack up ya gear an' move out?
Riff: 'Cause ya ma's hot fa me...

Do you like it when I eat your penguin ass?


Hoover: Will you tell those assholes to shut up?
Boon: Hey! Shut up you assholes!

[on seeing eggs scratching his crotch] NO! Don't scratch those! That's why they're called privates!


Professor Henry Jones: Sorry about the head but I thought that you were one of them.
Indiana Jones: Dad, they come in through the doors.
Professor Henry Jones: Ha, good point.

I like you Rusty, but I think it's over... It's just not right for me. It's over... I don't want us to end enemies.

Caroline Polhemus

You better hit those bunks my little babies, or Sergeant Hulka with the BIG TOE is gonna see how far he can stick it up your ass.

Sergeant Hulka

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