Oh god, I hope they bring back Elvis.Elvis Fanatic
[Joe is reading Norma's script] Sometimes it's interesting to see just how bad bad writing can be. This promised to go the limit.Joe Gillis
Marion: [laughs] What is this stuff, Rene?
Belloq: [laughing] I grew up on this. It's my family label!
Reuben Feffer: No Lisa, I'm not going to take you back
Lisa Kramer: [stunned] What, why?
Reuben Feffer: Well, you screwed a SCUBA instructor on our honeymoon. What kinda cold-hearted bitch will do that to someone they love. I have to be an idiot to take you back.
Alice: Who was your last boyfriend?
Anna: My husband.
Alice: Was he English?
Jake La Motta: Come on, hit me. Harder. Harder.
Joey LaMotta: What the (expletive) do you want? That's hard. What are you trying to prove?
Navin R. Johnson: [outside now] And I don't need one other thing, except my dog.
[Shithead growls at him]
Navin R. Johnson: I don't need my dog.
President Business: [On TV] Hi, I'm President Business, president of the Octan Corporation and the World. Let's all take care to follow the Instructions
President Business: , or you'll be put to sleep.
President Business: AND DON'T FORGET TACO TUESDAY'S COMING NEXT WEEK!
Better bring out the big guns on this one. She's crazy with a side of crazy!Alan Johnson
Beautifull: Who you blowing your horn at? We are ladies, okay? You are supposed to say, "Excuse me, miss."
Liyah: It's David.
Beautifull: I know.
David: Excuse me, Miss. How are you?
Beautifull: Now you see? That was much better.
Especially important is the warning to avoid conversations with the demon. We may ask what is relevant but anything beyond that is dangerous. He is a liar. The demon is a liar. He will lie to confuse us. But he will also mix lies with the truth to attack us. The attack is psychological, Damien, and powerful. So don't listen to him. Remember that -- do not listen.Father Merrin
Billy: The wet look is in, asshole.
Alec: That's Mr. Asshole to you.