Ladies and Gentleman, this is your Captain speaking. We have a slight malfunction with the autopilot. [this while its flinging him around the ship]Captain
Hey look. I read the damn article all right. But don't tell anyone because if word gets out that I read my reputation shot to hell.Van Wilder
Every time I put my line in the water I said a Hail Mary, and every time I said a Hail Mary I caught a fish.Fredo Corleone
Mary Jane Watson: Peter I'm getting married.
Spider-Man: I've always imagined you getting you married on a hill top.
Mary Jane Watson: Who's the groom?
Spider-Man: You haven't decided yet.
SpongeBob SquarePants: If you're from the future, what am I going to say next?
Plankton: Something moronic?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Wow.
Megamind: Quick, disguise.
[Megamind activates a hologram, while Minion puts on an apron and wig]
Megamind: [sarcastic] You look fantastic.
Brandon: Do you wanna go out with me?
Olive Penderghast: Brandon, just a couple of hours ago you told me you were gay.
Brandon: You said I should pretend to be straight.
Olive Penderghast: I didn't mean with me!
Brandon: I am tormented every day at school. Just one good, imaginary fling.
I will shoot you. And I know robot karate!Jerry
Charlie Jensen: Is it the frank or the beans?
Ted: Um ... I don't know ... both I guess.
Warren: [from outside] Franks and beans! Franks and beans!
Where is Harvey Dent!? I'll settle for his love ones...The Joker
May I have ten thousand marbles, please?Flounder
Edward: This is my first vagina.
Ruth: You've never seen one!
Edward: No I feel like I should have a piece of cake or something.
Edward: it's uhh it's it's that, right?
Ruth: Oh yeah, it's this, its like from here to here.
Ruth: But this is just the outside, there's these folds.
Edward: Okay, i'm gonna close the bible now.