I told you not to open the box.

Sherlock Holmes

Riff: Four-and-a-half years I live wit' a buddy an' his family. I think I'm diggin' a guy's character... Boy, I'm a victim of disappointment in you.
Tony: End ya sufferin', little man. Why dontcha just pack up ya gear an' move out?
Riff: 'Cause ya ma's hot fa me...

I came across time for you, Sarah. I love you. I always have.

Kyle Reese

Percy: Where are we?
Inez: This is Little Havana.
Percy: Like in Grand Theft Auto?

I like you Rusty, but I think it's over... It's just not right for me. It's over... I don't want us to end enemies.

Caroline Polhemus

You better hit those bunks my little babies, or Sergeant Hulka with the BIG TOE is gonna see how far he can stick it up your ass.

Sergeant Hulka

Lena: How do you say "lost pants" in Greek?
Yia Yia: Greek girls do not lose their pants!

Lord Wessex: Is she obedient?
Sir Robert de Lesseps: As any mule in Christendom - but if you are the man to ride her, there are rubies in the saddlebag.
Lord Wessex: I like her!

Your watch is stuck in my pubes.

Deputy Trudy Wiegel

[explaining how to get past Fluffy] You just play a bit of music and he'll fall right to sleep... I shouldn't have told you that!


Jesus, George, it was a wonder I was even born.

Marty McFly

All right right, whaddya need? Bottle rockets, dental dams, Redi Wips, term papers?


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