There's nothing as pathetic as an aging hipster.

Dr. Evil

I do want to take guitar lessons. I do want to learn how to fly. Yes, I would like to learn Korean.

Carl Allen

Shaun: Philip, have you still got the child-locks on?
Philip: Safety first, Shaun.

Ashley Albright: Jake is the guy I kissed at the masquerade bash.
Dana: No!
Ashley Albright: Yes.
Dana: No!
Ashley Albright: Yes!

Well, as soon as we get ourselves cleaned up and we get a little smellum in our hair, why, we're gonna feel 100% better about ourselves and about life in general.

Ulysses Everett McGill

[from trailer] Coach is the father. Coach is a mentor. Coach has great power on athlete's life.

John du Pont

Delbert Grady: I feel you will have to deal with this matter in the harshest possible way, Mr. Torrance.
Jack Torrance: There's nothing I look forward to with greater pleasure, Mr. Grady.

Close your eyes ladies! I'm comin' in!

Tom Reagan

You're a woman of many parts, Pussy!

James Bond

[Quoting Ernest Hemingway] There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self.

Harry Hart

Why don't we get you out those wet clothes, and into a dry martini.

Barry Badrinath

Carl Denham: [filming the dinosaurs] Walk forward, Bruce.
Bruce Baxter: What?
Carl Denham: You're the star of this picture. Get into character and head towards the animals.
Bruce Baxter: What the hell kind of place is this? Are you sure about this, Denham? Don't we have a stand-in for this type of thing?
Carl Denham: I need you in the shot, or people will say they're fake.
Bruce Baxter: Oh nobody's gonna think these are fake.

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