Karen: Why are you dressed so scary?
Cady: It's Halloween.

Better bring out the big guns on this one. She's crazy with a side of crazy!

Alan Johnson

Teddy: You can't take his car!
Leonard Shelby: [takes a picture of the vehicle] Why not?
Teddy: Because the guy you killed owns it; somebody will recognize it!
Leonard Shelby: Well, I rather be mistaken for a dead guy than a killer.

Penny Lane: You're too sweet for rock and roll.
William Miller: Sweet? Where do you get off? Where do you get sweet? I am dark and mysterious, and I am PISSED OFF! I could be very dangerous to all of you! And you should know that about me... I am THE ENEMY!

Relax, would you? We have seventy dollars and a pair of girls underpants. We're safe as kittens.

The Geek

The tall one? He just got fired from Kinko's.

Paula

I knew I couldn't spend the rest of the school year hiding from Beatrice the Bear. I had to take a stand, even if it meant getting decapitated with my own lunch tray.

Roy Eberhardt

Jack Twist: You gonna do this again next summer?
Ennis Del Mar: Well, maybe not. Like I said, Alma and me's gettin' married in November, so... I'll try and get something on a ranch, I guess. And you?
Jack Twist: I might go up to my Daddy's place and give him a hand through the Winter. But, I might be back... if the army don't get me.
Ennis Del Mar: [pause] Well... I guess I'll see you around, huh?
Jack Twist: [long pause] Right.

Come back here, so that I may brain thee!

Chip Douglas

Nina Brewster: Do you know what it is when you trade sex for money?
Jackie Truman: Advertising!

It's kind of a win-win situation.

Chuck Wetherhold

Suck in the guts, guys, we're the Ghostbusters.

Peter Venkman

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