A man can change his armor but not his heart.Dejah Thoris
Dr. Otto Octavius: Before we start, did anyone lose a bunch of twenties rolled up in a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band.
Dr. Otto Octavius: It's a terrible joke... But thank you for coming.
Rosco: What's your name?
Don Lockwood: Don Lockwood sir, but the fellas all call me Donald.
Rosco: Wise guy, eh? All right, get this guy into Bert's suit! And remember Lockwood, you might be trading that fiddle in for a harp!
What about Brett Fav... ruh?Ted
When they land we blow up the roof, they spend a month sifting through rubble, and by the time they work out what went wrong, we'll be sitting on a beach, earning twenty percent.Hans Gruber
That's right... who's laughing now... who's laughing now?Ash
You're a great cheerleader, Aaron, and you're cute as hell, but maybe you're just not "boyfriend" material.Torrance Shipman
Oh that's great! That's just FUCKING great! Did you get that?Jack Rose
John McClane: Excuse me, officers, this may seem like a wild goose chase but I think I just saw...
Sgt. Vito Lorenzo: Saw what?
John McClane: Elvis. Elvis Presley.
Strangers with this kind of honesty make me go a big rubbery one.Narrator
Judge: How large do you think this tank was?
Cutter: Eh... 400, 500 gallons, maybe.
Judge: And how do you think he was able to move ta tank of this size?
Cutter: He's the magician. Why don't you ask him?