Luther 'Shark' Lavay: Coach, calm down you're gonna have a stroke!
Montezuma Monroe: I don't get strokes muthafucka! I give 'em!

Dude... I cannot take you seriously in that hat...

Wilbur

I don't know what the problem is, but I'm sure it can be solved without resorting to violence.

Julius Benedict

This island is mine!

Caliban

Oh my God! Oh my God! The Lil Saints have won $50,000! I'm La La! I'm out of here! Peace, y'all!

La La Vasquez

[climbing out his wreck] Can't kill me. You can burn me. You can shoot me. But you can't kill me.

Grimm

Man in Hallway: Think it'll be an early spring?
Phil: Winter, slumbering in the open air, wears on its smiling face a dream... of spring. Ciao.
Man in Hallway: Ciao.

John Mason: Timeo Danaos et dona ferentes.
Stanley Goodspeed: "I fear the Greeks even when they bring gifts."
John Mason: Ah, an educated man. That, of course, rules out the possibility of you being a field agent.

Oh, you federally fucked now.

Alonzo Harris

I'm gonna construct some construction that needs to be constructed.

LeeJohn

This one here is our booty!

Rocket Raccoon

Jenna: What happened?
Matt: I don't know. I can pretty much peg it to your 13th birthday party, when you were in the closet playing that game. Spin the Rapist?
Jenna: Seven Minutes in Heaven.

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