Damage control is easy. Reading Klingon - that's hard.

Scotty

Yesterday we were an army with no country, and tomorrow we must decide which country we want to buy!

Simon

Don't jive me, man.

Ray Charles

Jane: How could you do something so vicious
Vincent Ludwig: It was easy my dear. You forget I spent two years as a building contractor.

I am Armando Alvarez!

Armando Alvarez

Now, I can be a good guy, or I can be one real mean sum-bitch.

Captain, Road Prison 36

Harry Osborn: He's my best friend!
Green Goblin: And I'm your father!

I am invincible!

Boris Grishenko

Cindy: Who's the man Ned?
Ned: Me.
Cindy: Yes. Say it, who's the man?
Ned: Who's the man?

David: Why do you think your people made me?
Charlie Holloway: We made ya 'cause we could.
David: Can you imagine how disappointing it would be for you to hear the same thing from your creator?

Julie: He said that he loved me.
Helen: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum.

Man has climbed Mount Everest, gone to the bottom of the ocean. He's fired rockets at the Moon, split the atom, achieved miracles in every field of human endeavor... except crime!

Auric Goldfinger

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