Precious Father, why have you given me this desire to wrestle and then made me such a stinky warrior?Nacho
Elan Sleazebaggano: You wanna buy some death sticks?
Obi-Wan: [using mind trick] You don't want to sell me death sticks.
Elan Sleazebaggano: I don't want to sell you death sticks.
Obi-Wan: You want to go home and rethink your life.
Elan Sleazebaggano: I want to go home and rethink my life.
Han Solo: This is not going to work.
Luke: Why didn't you say so before?
Han Solo: I did say so before.
Morpheus: How did I beat you?
Neo: You... you're too fast.
Morpheus: Do you believe that my being stronger or faster has anything to do with my muscles in this place? Do you think that's air you're breathing now?
I picked a helluva day to quit drinkin'.Russel Casse
How will this end? No one will survive this.Peeta Mellark
Oh. Were you going to sign up to? My brother and I have starred in all the school productions, and we really welcome new-comers there are a lot of supporting roles in this show. I'm sure we could find something for you.Sharpay
You gotta remember to put one in his BRAIN. Your first shot puts him down, then you put one in his BRAIN. Then he's dead. Then we go home.Tic-Tac
I've tried it on, like, 20 Oompa Loompahs and each one ended up as a blueberry. It's just weird!Willy Wonka
Justin Shipman: Hey, I have to tell you something!
Torrance Shipman: I'm on the phone creep!
Justin Shipman: I realize that, and normally I'd be listening on the other line, but this is important.
Torrance Shipman: Okay, what?
Justin Shipman: [farts twice]
Torrance Shipman: Ugh! Get Out!
Justin Shipman: Thank you for listening.
I'm gonna kick your ass back to the Shire if you don't shut your fucking mouth.Hobbit Lover
Judge Stevens: Mr. Reede, one more word out of you, and I will hold you in contempt!
Fletcher: I hold *myself* in contempt! Why should you be any different?