You know, for an old man you ain't bad in a fight. What are you, like 80?

Mutt Williams

Now the signs have appeared again, the evil has returned. Only one chosen warrior has the power to defeat this threat.

Master Roshi


Girl in Disco

Alice Marshall: Why did you kill him?
Egor Korshunov: Because I believe.

Lina, you were fabulous. You sang as good as Kathy Selden.

Cosmo Brown

Bud White: I'd like to see you again.
Lynn Bracken: Are you asking me for a date or an appointment?
Bud White: I don't know.
Lynn Bracken: Well if you're asking me for a date I should know your first name.
Bud White: Forget I asked. It was a mistake.

There's always a bigger fish.

Qui-Gon Jinn

You on the motorcycle... You two girls... tell your friends.


Hutch: What do you hear on the street these days, Huggy?
Huggy Bear: Dig this. A little bird tells me there's gonna be a big coke deal in Bay City. One for the Guinness books. So they say.
Starsky: Interesting. Who would this little bird be?
Huggy Bear: Look man. I lay it out for y'all to play it out.
Starsky: All right. What does that mean?
Hutch: Don't worry about it.

Well, this is a strange turn of events...


Roy, you're about to die. You're on the minute hand of a clock. My life is flashing before my eyes. Wait a minute. I don't remember her.


Rachel Holloman: Do you think she can derail a train?
Jerry Shaw: She got hundreds of fire arms into my apartment, she added $750,000 to my bank account, she helped me escape from a high security holding in the FBI in a way I'm not even going to try to explain because it sounds so crazy, and she called the phone of a stranger sitting next to me on a bus, I'd never even seen the guy before in my life. Yeah, I'm pretty sure she can derail a train. She could turn a train into a talking duck if she wanted to.

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