Major Tom Baxter: I thought you weren't ready to kill.
General Hummel: I'm warmin' up.

Harriet Miller: How are we supposed to know what's going on?
Rodney Miller: It's all Greek to me.

[saying her bed time prayers] I forgot the other boy. Oh, what's his name? Oh, well, God bless What's-his-name.

Maria

I'm from Holland. Isn't that vierd?

Goldmember

Quiz Kid Donnie Smith: I'm sick.
Thurston Howell: Stay that way.

Prince Caspian: You're Narnians. You're supposed to be extinct.
Nikabrik: Sorry to disappoint you.

Kurt Kelly: Hey Ram, doesn't this cafeteria have a no fags allowed rule?
J.D.: Well, they seem to have an open door policy for assholes though don't they?

President Ashton: This intel is certain?
Mark Reinhart: Absolutely.
President Ashton: Then why aren't we focusing on the ones who are here actually doing this?
Mark Reinhart: We are.
President Ashton: This summit is too important.
Mark Reinhart: I know that sir, but we're looking for five people out of six million. We are trying.
President Ashton: Try harder!

You think a pair of pants that fits all three of you is going to fit... [slaps hips] ...all of this?

Carmen

[at a KKK rally] Brothers! Oh, brothers! We have all gathered here, to preserve our hallowed culture and heritage! We aim to pull evil up by the root, before it chokes out the flower of our culture and heritage! And our women, let's not forget those ladies, y'all. Looking to us for protection! From darkies, from Jews, from papists, and from all those smart-ass folks say we come descended from monkeys!

Homer Stokes

Gimbel's Manager: HEY! There's no singin' in the North Pole!
Buddy: Yes there is!
Gimbel's Manager: No there's not!
Buddy: We sing all the time!
Gimbel's Manager: No you don't!
Buddy: Especially when we build toys!

Orlando: Hey dude, what's the matter with you?
Chev Chelios: Look, just give me some coke. You got any coke?
Orlando: Okay, now you're just gonna come up here and insult me...
Chev Chelios: Come on, I don't have time. Just give me something, I'm really dying here.
Orlando: I can see that.
Chev Chelios: You don't understand, I'm really fucking dying.
Orlando: You saying this is medicinal use coke, is that what you're saying?
Chev Chelios: That's right.
Orlando: Well...
Chev Chelios: What?
Orlando: This shit ain't free nigga.

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