Intelligence. Nothing has caused the human race so much trouble as intelligence.


Receptionist: Does he have Alzheimer's?
David Grant: No, he just believes what people tell him.
Receptionist: That's too bad.

So this is a Harvard bar, huh? I thought there'd be equations and shit on the wall.


Frau Blücher: Would the doctor care for a brandy before retiring?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No. Thank you.
Frau Blücher: Some varm milk... perhaps?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No... thank you very much. No thanks.
Frau Blücher: Ovaltine?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: NOTHING! Thank you! I'm a little - tired!
Frau Blücher: Then I vill say... goodnight.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Goodnight.

Well, if it ain't Mr. "Big-in-the-Britches", himself!


[heads for a door then stops] Oh... one other thing. If you guys ever have kids and one of them when he's eight years old accidentally sets fire to the living room rug... go easy on him.

Marty McFly

The woods is no place for a bear!


Roy, you're about to die. You're on the minute hand of a clock. My life is flashing before my eyes. Wait a minute. I don't remember her.


Are you ready for a war?

William Wallace

I say we take the sword and neuter him right here! Give him the Bob Barker treatment!


I am not a Pollack. People from Poland are Poles. They are not Pollacks. But what I am is one hundred percent American. I'm born and raised in the greatest country on this earth and I'm proud of it. And don't you ever call me a Pollack.

Stanley Kowalski

Helen Tasker: Have you ever killed anyone?
Harry Tasker: Yes, but they were all bad!

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