I know, you think am I still up for this, all this intensity, all those arguments, doors being slammed, well, you know what it's like.Louis Waters
Montel Gordon: I lost my virginity when I was 16 on a beach just like that.
Ray Castro: Cool, man. He treat you good?
Micah: You're screaming like that over a spider?
Katie: Well, yeah... did you go run and get the camera first?
Now let's you just drop them pants.Mountain Man
You're a disgrace to depression.Melvin Udall
[to Lawrence] You spend $50 on dinner, that's grounds for intercourse.Chuck Wetherhold
Bill Steiner: Hey I think someone just shot a torpedo at us!
Capt. Bart Mancuso: No shit, Buckwheat, now get the hell out of here!
One minute and five seconds; you are such my bitch.Alyssa
Cesar Toban: Do you have pictures of your kids?
Jack Stevens: What?
Cesar Toban: I need to see them. I'll also need their names and the names of their schools. We are trusting you with millions of dollars of coke, Mr. Stevens. Without your children, there is no deal.
Anna McDoogles: I was just masturbating.
Mark Bellison: That... makes me think of your vagina
Wife Beater: Who in the hell are you?
Bud White: The ghost of Christmas past. Why don't you dance with a man for a change?
Wife Beater: What are you, some kind of smart ass?
Richard Thornburg: But at least the truth, is NOT among the hostages because I, Richard Thornburg, just happen to be here. To put his life and TALENT on the line for humanity and country... and if this should be my final broadcast...
Holly McClane: [uses stun gun on him] Amen to that, Dick!