Not one of you has the right to consign Bess to hell!

Dodo McNeill

Disastrous haircut.

Charles

[narrating] Nicky's methods of betting weren't scientific, but they worked. When he won, he collected. When he lost, he told the bookies to go fuck themselves. I mean, what were they going to do, muscle Nicky? Nicky was the muscle.

Ace Rothstein

Indy, I love you. [burns him with a torch] Wake up, Indy! You're my best friend! Wake up, Indy!

Short Round

Abe Sapien: [Hellboy hands him a beer] Oh, my body's a temple.
Hellboy: Now it's an amusement park.

Reed Richards: [to Johnny] Your encounter with the surfer has effected your molecules. It could cause you to temporally switch powers.
Ben Grimm: Need a volunteer?
Johnny Storm: [after Ben touchs Johnny, he clicks fingers and plays with flames while Johnny is looking at himself as the thing] Oh my God! Come On!

You're a good husband Alan. You remind me of me.

Charlie Fineman

[singing] Nothing ever happens on Mars/No sports or entertainment/No swinging bars/You stand around/You stand some more/On a planet named for the Roman god of war.

Dr. Allan Pearl

Jango Fett: Do you like your army?
Obi-Wan: I look forward to seeing them in action.
Jango Fett: They'll do their job well. I'll guarantee that.

It's the new small talk. You do it so awfully well.

Freddy Eynsford-Hill

Max Fischer: How the hell did you get so rich? You're a quitter, man!
Herman Blume: I spent eight million dollars on this.
Max Fischer: And is that all you're willing to spend?

Vivian Cash: Your mama was here. Your daddy too.
Johnny Cash: Oh yeah. And what'd he say?
Vivian Cash: He said now you won't have to work so hard to make people think you've been in jail.

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