You cannot leave everything to Fate, boy. She's got a lot to do. Sometimes you must give her a hand.

Leonardo da Vinci

Funny, you like samurai swords... I like baseball.

Hattori Hanzo

Oh we are just up to our ass in terrorists again aren't we John?

John McClane

Milt Shaw: He's filed a lawsuit, Ray, and it's more than a fine. This guy's got juice, he can get you barred from ever playing Georgia again. But he's willing to drop the suit if you make up the gig.
Ray Charles: Not if it's segregated.
Milt Shaw: Ray... I admire what you're doing, man, but you can't afford this. Georgia's our highest grossing state.
Ray Charles: I'm never playing Jim Crow Georgia ever again, do you got that?
Milt Shaw: I got it.

Gabriella Montez: My mom said summer jobs are good on college applications.
Troy Bolton: All part of the frightening concept called our future.

I will not condone a course of action that will lead us to war.

Queen Amidala

Father Ben: There are four voices on the recording.
Isabella Rossi: What does that mean?
Father Ben: Multiple demonic possessions.

Come, dear. It'll be easier for you than it was for Jason.

Pamela Voorhees

That's a thick ass door!

Charlie Wilson

Please wait outside. The council will now meet in secret, debate your personality flaws, and come to a final decision.

Tammy

You know something? You read too many comic books.

Jim Stark

Lieutenant Dan Taylor: That's what all these cripples down at the VA talk about: Jesus this and Jesus that. They even had a priest come and talk to me. He said God is listening and if I found Jesus, I'd get to walk beside him in the kingdom of Heaven. Did you hear what I said? WALK beside him in the kingdom of Heaven! Well kiss my crippled ass. God is listening? What a crock of shit.

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