Forrest Gump: Lieutenant Dan, what are you doing here?
Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: I'm here to try out my sea legs.
Forrest Gump: But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.

I don't believe in God, I believe in science.

Esqueleto

Nathan Arizona Sr.: If you're looking for furniture or a shitbox, out there is the sales floor.
Leonard Smalls: I'm not a customer. I'm a man hunter. But I do hunt babies on occasion. I heard tell you got one you can't put your hand to.
Nathan Arizona Sr.: How do you know about that?
Leonard Smalls: That's my job. I'm a tracker. Some say part hound dog.

I'm not a pistoleer or a knifesmith like that greaser Chavez Chavez over there. I'm a pugilist.

Charley Bowdre

Jake La Motta: Did Salvy (expletive) Vickie?
Joey LaMotta: What?
Jake La Motta: Did Salvy (expletive) Vickie?
Joey LaMotta: Jack. Jack, don't start your (expletive). I mean it, don't start.

Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: [about B.O.B] As you can see, he has no brain.
B.O.B.: Turns out, you don't need one.

Vincent Benedict: Money talks and bullshit walks!
Julius Benedict: How can bullshit walk?

It's just a little medical mutiny, Doc. I'm sure the boys are still with us. Let's cut them a little slack, okay?

Gene Kranz

Mrs. Connelly: Mr. Rose, could you sprinkle some salt on the steps. They're terribly icy.
Alex Rose: You better not go outside then.
[walks outside and slips on the steps]

You dumb stubborn redneck hick.

Melanie Carmichael

Don't spend too much money on the flub dubs.

Abraham Lincoln

Sorry I'm late. I was taking a crap.

Henry Gondorff

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