You know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on super heroes' sex organs.Stan Lee
A black man would rather miss than look bad.Billy Hoyle
Butch Cassidy: Hey, wait a minute.
Sundance Kid: What?
Butch Cassidy: You didn't see Lefors out there, did you?
Sundance Kid: Lefors? No.
Butch Cassidy: Oh, good. For a moment there I thought we were in trouble.
Mrs. Gloop: Where is my son? Where does that pipe go to?
Willy Wonka: That pipe happens to go to a room where I make the most delicious kind of strawberry-flavoured chocolate-coated fudge.
Mrs. Gloop: Then he will be made into strawberry-flavoured chocolate-coated fudge? They'll be selling him by the pound all over the world?
Willy Wonka: No, I wouldn't allow it. The taste would be terrible. Can you imagine Augustus-flavoured chocolate-coated Gloop? Ew. No one would buy it.
Tristan: You sort of - glitter now. Is it... Is it normal?
Yvaine: Let's see if you can work it out for youself. What do stars do?
Tristan: Hmm... Attract trouble?
[Yvaine pushes him, amused]
Tristan: [grinning] All right, I'm sorry. Let me do another guess. Is it: Do they know exactly how to annoy a boy called Tristan Thorn?
Hey Dad, I'm going to my room with three strange men.Invisible Boy
Look, Left, I said I knew him. I didn't say I fucked him.Jilly
Men... Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em.Leslie
No, that's a bear in a, in a bee costume.Meg Swan
Joey: Hey Tony, Double J's been in the car 25 minutes with some chick!
Tony Manero: So?
Joey: So, I can't get the selfish prick out!
Incoming reports show this year's Purge has been the most succesful to date, with the most murders committed.Newscaster