Han Solo: Who are you?
Princess Leia: Someone who loves you.
[Pointing the gun] Don't look at me boy! I'll put your ass on the news tonight!Mac
See now, this is why mad scientists are generally less desirable than your common or garden variety scientist.The Bowler
Vivienne: He's weak.
Hobson: He's stronger than you think.
Metropolitan Police Inspector: [darkly] You don't want me to get the Chief Inspector down here do you?
Nicholas Angel: Yes, I would actually.
Metropolitan Police Inspector: Very well.
[to a man by the door]
Metropolitan Police Inspector: Kenneth?
Aubrey: What are you doing?
Fat Amy: Horizontal running.
I just ate... so my kung fu may not be as good as later on.Po
Lady at Ball: That young woman with Colonel Pickering, find out who she is.
Zoltan Karpathy: With pleasure!
Chili Palmer: What is that?
Rental Car Attendant: It's an Oldsmobile Silhouette.
Chili Palmer: I ordered a Cadillac.
Rental Car Attendant: Oh, well, you got the Cadillac of minivans.
Fathers are the ones that pick you up and give you the courage to do stuff you never thought you could.Monique Vasquez
John McClane: You must be just about out of bad guys by now.
Greg: You must be very satisfied with yourself.
John McClane: I have my moments.
Your mother sucks (expletive) in Hell, Karras, you faithless slime.Demon