You just-you ain't gettin' it. You don't understand. This is the only thing you're ever gonna have. Forever, it carries you forever. It's an ugly fact of life. Donnie, hell. It's the only fact of life. You got one year, one stinkin' year to make yourself some memories, son. That's all. It's gone after that. And I'll be damned if you're not gonna miss it.

Charles Billingsley

Tom: The great advantage of having a reputation for being stupid: People are less suspicious of you.

Tony Stark: You're a lab rat, Rogers! Everything that you are came out of a bottle!
Steve Rogers: Put on the suit. Let's have it out.

You finally got laid properly, I'm so proud.

Louise Sawyer

35 pounds? You're fat!


Klingon bastard! You killed my son!


At what point do you say to yourself, "I'm counting on you to be the one, and I have no fall back plan."

Lindsey Meeks

[in unison] Our mom says our dad is a real sex machine.

Rina, Tina

Ferrari: Your name is Klitz?
Klitz: With a K.

Kianna: Dude, I lost track 20 cards ago.
Micky Rosa: Don't call me dude.

There's no point living, if you can't feel alive.

Elektra King

Chinese bad guy: [shouts at Carter in French]
Detective James Carter: [to Lee] What the hell is that?
Chief Inspector Lee: I think he's speaking French.
Detective James Carter: You Asian, stop humiliating yourself!

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