Popular Quotes
Carrie: Having a good night?
Charles: Yes. It's right up there with my father's funeral for sheer entertainment value.
Elaine Miller: Keep the small bills on the outside and call me if anyone gets drunk.
William Miller: I will call you if anyone anywhere gets drunk.
I don't think Father Flynn did anything wrong.
Sister James
Dr. Gonzo: Cows are gonna kill me. Bisexuals are gonna kill me. Let's get out of here, where's the elevator?
Raoul Duke: No, fuck! Don't go near the elevator man, that's just what they want us to do. Trap us in a steel box, take us down to the basement. Come here. Don't run, man. They'd like any excuse to shoot us.
Tell no-one we have spoken, for all shall reveal itself in due course.
Henry
Yes, children, this is the cool-out corner. We're slowing it down for all the lovers in the house. I'll be giving you all the help you need. Musically, that is.
Mister Senor Love Daddy
We've been waiting here an hour. He's peed three times already.
Carl Showalter
If I'm going to make a fake movies, it's going to be a fake hit.
Lester Siegel
[drunk. Leans in close to Patrick] Hey... your eyes have a little green in them.
Kat Stratford
[Patrick smiles momentarily, then Kat vomits at his feet]
Don't ever try to fucking bribe me or I'll have you and Patchett in shit up to your ears.
Bud White
Copperhead: So when do we do this?
The Bride: It all depends on when do you want to die? Tomorrow? The day after tomorrow?
Copperhead: How about tonight, bitch?
The Bride: Splendid, where?
It took me nearly a year to get here. It wasn't so hard to cross that street after all, it all depends on who's waiting for you on the other side.
Elizabeth
