You have an immaculate record. Some guys don't trust an immaculate record. I do. I have an immaculate record.

Ellerby

You're five foot nothin. A hundred and nothin. And you have barely a speck of athletic ability. And you hung in there with the best college football players in the land for two years. You're gonna walk outta here with a degree from the University of Notre Dame. In this life, you don't have to prove nothin' to nobody but yourself. Am I making myself clear?

Fortune

John Beckwith: [about Chaz] He lived with his mom till he was forty! She tried to poison his oatmeal!
Jeremy Grey: Erroneous! Erroneous! Erroneous on both accounts!

Ay ay ay if I want to hear you talk I will shove my arm up your ass and work your mouth like a puppet.

P.K. Highsmith

Marisa: Can you keep a secret?
Caroline: Yes of course.
Marisa: Good. So can I.

Sometimes I think I have felt everything I'm ever gonna feel. And from here on out, I'm not gonna feel anything new. Just lesser versions of what I've already felt.

Theodore

Eddie Scrap-Iron Dupris: Frankie likes to say that boxing is an unnatural act, that everything in boxing is backwards: sometimes the best way to deliver a punch is to step back... But step back too far and you ain't fighting at all.

Andrew: Speak for yourself.
Bender: Do you think I'd speak for you? I don't even know your language.

Stanley, see this? This is this. This ain't something else. This is this. From now on, you're on your own.

Michael

Story of my life. I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop.

Sugar

Tara! Home. I'll go home. And I'll think of some way to get him back. After all... tomorrow is another day.

Scarlett

Johnny Cash: Tell me you don't love me.
June Carter: I don't love you.
Johnny Cash: You're a liar.
June Carter: I guess you ain't go no problems then.

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