That's funny, that plane's dustin' crops where there ain't no crops.

Man at Prairie Crossing

You are Yuri the trainer who trains.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau

Who are you to refuse my sugar? Who are you to refuse me anything?


Geez! Could I be any more goddamn spastic?


Stan: The laws are medieval down here. Do you know what the minimum age for execution is in Alabama?
Bill: What, sixteen?
Stan: Ten!

Anna Crowe: It's getting cold.
Malcolm Crowe: That is one fine frame; one fine frame that is. How much... does a fine frame like that cost, do you think?
Anna Crowe: I never told you, but you sound a little like Dr. Seuss when you're drunk.

My name is Dracula!

Vlad Tepes

Sometimes, I like to hold a midget.


Knowing my brother-in-law, he probably deserves whatever you're about to do to him. But this is my house. I have certain rules about snakes and dismemberment.


Strong animals know when your hearts are weak.


This isn't The Graduate, this is Deliverance!


During times of peace, the sons bury their fathers, but in war it is the fathers who send their sons to the grave.


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