[discussing the guest list for Diana's funeral] A chorus line of soap stars and homosexuals.

Prince Philip

Idle time is the devil's play thing

Jim's Mother

Well, uh, with a binding like you've got, people are going to want to know what's in the book.

Jerry Mulligan

[to Holmes as he guzzles a liquid] You do know what your are drinking is meant for eye surgery?

Dr. John Watson

Maj. Warden: [lowering binoculars] Kill him... Kill him!
Major Shears: [screaming] KILL HIM! KILL HIM!

Customer: [reading the tabloids] I saw one, one time, that said the world was ending the next week. Then in the next week's paper, they said we were miraculously saved at the zero hour by a Koala-fish mutant bird. Crazy shit.
Randal Graves: So I'm no more responsible for my own decisions while I'm here at work than, say, the Death Squad soldiers in Bosnia?
Dante Hicks: That's stretching it. You're not being asked to slay children or anything.
Randal Graves: Not yet.

King Arthur: One, two, five!
Sir Galahad: Three sir!
King Arthur: Three!

[teaching his marine studies class]
Mr. Ryan: So to answer your question, Pacific swells are usually a lot bigger than Atlantic swells. But remember: Kelly Slater is from Florida.

When you get it wrong you really get it wrong. This woman has devoted her whole life to her people... a job she didn't wan't... the job that killed her father and as far as I can see has done her duty with honour and dignity and now we're all after her blood just beacuse she dis having diffficulty going to the funeral of the woman who threw everything that she offered back in her face and spent the last few years trying to destroy her life.

Tony Blair

Dr. Ian Malcolm: She's, uh... tenacious.
Dr. Alan Grant: You have no idea.

Nash: You once said that God must be a painter because he gave us so many colors.
Alicia: I didn't think you were listening...
Nash: I was listening.

Solomon Vandy: [trying to rescue his son] Dia, come on.
Dia Vandy: Leave me alone!
Solomon Vandy: Dia it is me, your father. Let's go.
Dia Vandy: I don't know you! Fisherman!
[to the other soldiers]
Dia Vandy: Get him, get him!

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