We may not be gods. But we do what people say can't be done, we hope when there isn't any... whatever odds we face, we prevail.

Andromeda

Harry Osborn: You knew this was coming Pete!
[punches wall,looks around]
Peter Parker: I didn't kill your father!
[dodges punch]
Peter Parker: He was trying to kill me! He killed himself!
Harry Osborn: [pulling down wall] Shut up!

When in doubt... fuck.

Lt. Col. Frank Slade

Kate Veatch: That... is a really interesting painting.
White Goodman: Thank you. Yeah, that's me, taking the bull by the horns. It's how I handle business. It's a metaphor.
Kate Veatch: I get it.
White Goodman: But that actually happened, though.

Arthur: I think I could live without the money.
Arthur: I am a grown man, and I shall get a job to prove it.

John Lennon is rolling over in his grave to hide the giant boner you just gave him!

David Marshall

Viddy well, little brother. Viddy well.

Alex

Great Caesar's ghost.

Perry White

Van Wilder: I'm all out of love. I'm so lost without you. I know you were right. Believing for so long.
Sally: Dope song. What's it called?
Van Wilder: Gwen Used Me For Her Story, Then Married an Ass Wipe... and Ran Over My Heart With a Big Metaphorical Truck. Originally performed by Air Supply.

Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat... college.

Alvy Singer

l assume you're watching these because you're curious about sex... you know. Or filmmaking.

Helen

Danny Noonan: I've always wanted to go to college.
Judge Smails: Well, the world needs ditch diggers, too.
Lacey Underall: [to Danny] Nice try.

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