You think you can catch Keyser Soze? You think a guy like that comes this close to getting caught, and sticks his head out? If he comes up for anything it'll be to get rid of me. After that... my guess is you'll never hear from him again.


Ron 'Sparkplug' Witwicky: [drives past a Porsche dealer] I've got a little surprise for you, son.
Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: No, no, no, no! Dad! Oh, you've got to be kidding me!
Ron 'Sparkplug' Witwicky: Yeah, I am. You're not getting a Porsche!

Scott Evil: I just think, like, he hates me. I really think he wants to kill me.
Therapist: He doesn't really want to kill you. Sometimes we just say that.
Dr. Evil: No actually the boy is quite astute. I really am trying to kill him, but so far unsuccessfully. He's quite wily, like his old man.

Oz: Am I dreaming?
Theodora: You're in Oz.

Did it matter, then, she asked herself, walking toward Bond Street. Did it matter that she must inevitably cease, completely. All this must go on without her. Did she resent it? Or did it not become consoling to believe that death ended absolutely? It is possible to die. It is possible to die.

Virginia Woolf

Mary Wilke: I guess I should straighten my life out, huh? I mean, Donnie my analyst is always telling me...
Isaac Davis: You call your analyst Donnie?
Mary Wilke: Yeah, I call him Donnie.
Isaac Davis: Donnie, your analyst? I call mine Dr. Chomsky, y'know, he hits me with a ruler.

That's life. If nothing else, its life. It's real, and sometimes it fuckin' hurts, but it's sort of all we have.


What's the craziest thing you've done lately?


Margo: What are you doing Friday night?
Lars Lindstrom: I have a school board meeting. Bianca got elected, so...

See that spot? Get it! The spot... All right, that's it.


Gabriella Montez: But you're messing with my friends, my summer, and that's not okay with me.
Sharpay Evans: You don't like the fact that I won.
Gabriella Montez: What's the prize? Troy? The star dazzle award? You have to go through all of this just to get either one? No thanks, Sharpay, you're very good at a game that I don't wanna play! So, I'm done here. But you better step away from the mirror long enough to check the damage that will always be right behind you.

Jack: Come on. I love you.
Marcie: But what about Ned?
Jack: I don't love Ned.

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