Hey, hey, Terminal Entertainment? This is a crime scene, all right?

Detective Wallace

We are all programmed to believe that if a guy acts like a total jerk that means he likes you.

Gigi

I love you, baby. I'm so proud of you.

Aretha Robinson

Gang Leader: Who the hell are you?
Dick Grayson: I'm Batman.
[the gang laughs]
Dick Grayson: Hey, so I forgot my suit alright?

Yes, this is Sunset Blvd., Los Angeles, California. It's about five 0'clock in the morning. That's the homicide squad, complete with detectives and newspaper men.

Joe Gillis

Ulla: Ulla wake up at five A.M. every day. From five to seven, Ulla like to exercise. From seven to eight, Ulla like to take long shower. From eight to nine, Ulla like to have big Swedish breakfast. Many different herrings. From nine to eleven, Ulla like to practice her singing and her dancing. And at eleven, Ulla like to have sex. ... What time should I get here?
Max and Leo: Eleven!

You look like a pumpkin, bitch!

Emma

Lydia Harris: Do I need to worry about you, Bob?
Bob: Only if you want to.

Now someone else has to die!

Ryder

Have you ever had a dream, Neo, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?

Morpheus

But Pop, I've seen things that I know are so wrong. Now how can I go back to school and keep my mind on... on things that are just in books, that-that-that aren't people living?

Edie

Maude Lebowski: Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.
The Dude: He fixes the cable?
Maude Lebowski: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

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