Raquel: I mean screwing around is second oldest reason to kill someone.
Emily: Oh really, and what would be the first?
Raquel: Money, honey!

[after swiftly dispatching another gladiator] Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here?


Al Waterman, have a sponge.


Jane Smith: My parents died when I was five. I'm an orphan.
John Smith: Who was that kind fellow who gave you away at our wedding?
Jane Smith: Paid actor.
John Smith: I said, I said I saw your dad on "Fantasy Island"!

Me an' the old lady are gonna pick up the pieces and retie the knot, mixaphorically speaking.

Ulysses Everett McGill

Augusten Burroughs: I'm gay.
Natalie: Big dea

You're in love with every women you meet, Mr. Spirit. You say lovely things to all of us and you mean every word you say.

Ellen Dolan

Paige: Coming home to a life I don't know - that's a lot to take in.
Leo: We'll figure this out together.

So they were turning after all, those cameras. Life, which can be strangely merciful, had taken pity on Norma Desmond. The dream she had clung to so desperately had enfolded her.

Joe Gillis

I'm sure you guys were talking about pirogies and snow but let's cut that out.


DS Andy Wainwright: You do know there are more guns in the country than there are in the city.
DS Andy Cartwright: Everyone and their mums is packin' round here!
Nicholas Angel: Like who?
DS Andy Wainwright: Farmers.
Nicholas Angel: Who else?
DS Andy Cartwright: Farmers' mums.

Derek Vinyard: You'll be outta here in no time.
Lamont: C'mon man, it's a piece of cake, a'ight? You just take it easy on the brothers, a'ight? The brothers!

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