Captain Jack Sparrow: The fountain of youth, what does it require?
Angelica: A Mermaid, Jack.

Somebody think of something, and think of it fast!

The President of the United States

When I was lying in the V.A. hospital with a big hole blown through the middle of my life, I stared having these dreams of flying. I was free. But sooner or later, you always have to wake up.

Jake Sully

Brandi: Suitor Number Three, what would our first date be like?
Gil Hicks: Well, uh, first I'd take you shopping to stores you wanna shop in, and then we'd do a little lunch, probably at the Cheese Haus, followed by some golfing. And then at night, we'd take in an opera, probably Die Fledermaus, and then I'd follow it up with a drive to a secluded beach where I'd pop on the radio and we could slow-dance till the sun came up.
Brodie: That was the biggest load of crap I've ever heard. I mean, look at you. You're the kind of guy who would beg for sex. And I should know, we can smell our own.

Jerry Shaw: Coffee machines have timers...
Rachel Holloman: Yes, Jerry, it's
[attaché case with ticking timer on the side]
Rachel Holloman: a coffee machine.

Garth Algar: Uhm, Wayne? What do you do if every time you see this one incredible woman, you think you're gonna hurl?
Wayne Campbell: I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.

They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!

Bluto

I could be the ham in that man sandwich!

Fat Amy

Abigail Chase: What let you to assume there's this invisible map?
Ben Gates: We found an engraving on the stem of a 200-year-old pipe.
Riley Poole: Owned by the Free Masons.
Abigail Chase: May I see the pipe?
Riley Poole: We don't have it.
Abigail Chase: Did Bigfoot take it?

Shall we stop this bleeding?

Abraham Lincoln

Col. Claus von Stauffenberg: There has to be a chance of success.
General Friedrich Olbricht: That's why you're here.

You could call me a man of the cloth, without the cloth.

Palmer Joss

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