[narrating] The first one to skip was John Nance. He found a nice, warm, secluded place in Costa Rica. He thought nobody would find him there. But then his kid got nabbed by the Feds for drugs. So naturally, the bosses were afraid he'd come out of hiding to save his kid and give them all up. So...

Nicky Santoro

The side effects of medical marijuana, ladies and gentlemen.

Justin

The waterfall is most important. Mixes the chocolate. Churns it up, makes it light and frothy. By the way, no other factory in the world mixes its chocolate by waterfall, my dear children, and you can take that to the bank.

Willy Wonka

Roy: There's only two of us now.
Pris: Then we're stupid and we'll die.

These are mad times we live in! Mad!

Horace Slughorn

They laughed at Louie Armstrong when he said he was going to the moon, and now he's laughing at them from up there.

Chazz

This guy ain't a gangster, his real name is Clarence.

B. Rabbit

[to his team] This is it! This is our destiny!

Francois Pienaar

This whisky is amazing, you will shit.

Big Goon

Three hundred lives of men I have walked this earth and now I have no time.

Gandalf

[to slaves] And in the odd chance there are any Astronomy aficionados amongst you the North Star is... that one.

Dr. King Schultz

[voiceover] Who am I? You sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale... if somebody told you I was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world... somebody lied.

Peter Parker

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