Tom Hagen: You know how they're going to come at you?
Michael: They want to arrange a meeting between me and Barzini. On Tessio's ground. Where I'll be safe.

[narrating] This part of my life... this part right here? This is called "happyness."

Christopher Gardner

What do I do? What do I do?

Ryan Stone

Joe Gould: I got you another fight
Jim Braddock: Ha ha, go to hell.

Happy Metro Man day, Metro City!

Roxanne Ritchi

Cut me, Mick.


Metro Man: Check this out...
[plays guitar and sings]
Metro Man: [singing] I got eyes, that can see, right through lead... huh?
[Megamind and Roxanne scream]

I'm a Hilton, I don't bow... but I do bend over.

Paris Hilton

Let's deflower the kid.

Polexia Aphrodisia

Will: Whoa, where's the rest?
Manager: You never met the quota.
Will: My units are up from last week.
Manager: So's the quota.

Bethany: Were they sent to Hell?
Metatron: Worse. Wisconsin. For the entire span of human history.

Lili Von Shtupp: Hello, cowboy. Wha's your name?
Tex: Tex, Ma'am.
Lili Von Shtupp: Texmam? Well, tell me Texmam, are you in show business?
Tex: Well, no, ma'am.
Lilly von Schtupp: Then why don't you get your fwiggin' feet off o' the stage.

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