I love it when a plan comes together.

Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith

I love you. I'll wait for you. Come back. Come back to me.

Cecilia Tallis

Claire: You can track them by smell or footprints?
Owen: I was with the Navy! Not the Navajo!

I wouldn't go so far as to call the brother fat, I mean he got a weight problem. What's the nigger gonna do? He's Samoan.

Jules

I'd like to be cowboys from Arizona or pimps from Oakland but it's not Halloween. Grow up; Peter Pan, Count Chocula.

John Beckwith

I'm gonna go upstairs and pay a visit to the shower fairy.

Greg Focker

Topper Harley: I'm putty in your hands.
Michelle Huddleson: In my hands, nothing turns to putty.

Football Player #1: Jan's got spirit, yes he do!
Football Player #2: Jan's got spirit, how bout you?
Jan: Dude! You just lost!

Jing-a-lang, jang-a-lang...

Doc

Lucy: Just be yourself.
President Andrew Shepherd: Be myself.
Lucy: Yeah, and compliment her shoes. Girls like that.

Just put your pickle on everybody's plate college boy and leave the hard stuff to me.

Johnny

Christopher: Knock knock.
Christopher Gardner: Who's there?
Christopher: Nobody.
Christopher Gardner: Nobody who?
Christopher: [silent]
Christopher Gardner: Nobody who?
Christopher: [silent]
Christopher Gardner: A-ha-ha, that's a good one, I like that!

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