Princess Leia: I... I can't tell you.
Han Solo: Did you tell Luke? Is that who you could tell?

Veronica Sawyer: I just killed my best friend.
J.D.: And your worst enemy.
Veronica Sawyer: Same difference.

I just know that every man I kill, the farther away from home I feel.

Captain Miller

Buzz: I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.
Woody: Oh. Well, that's good.
Buzz: But we're not on my planet, are we?
Woody: No. Daaaah-oof!
Buzz: [he attacks Woody]
Woody: Okay, come on. You got a piece of me.
Buzz: [gets knocked down by Woody, he closes his helmet on Woody's hand]
Woody: Ow!

I know; I'm ugly!


I love pressure. I eat it for breakfast.

Stanley Goodspeed

I love sluts! Sluts rock! It's just, you know, it's just gotta be the right slut, you know?


I love them redheads!


Han Solo: I love you.
Princess Leia: I know.

[heading towards an ox] I need to bite its hide... and wear its stomach like a unitard.

Jeff Portnoy

[as the machine drones swarm around him]
Neo: I only ask to say what I've come here to say. After that, do what you want and I won't try to stop you.
[the drones withdraw and resolve into a face]
Deus Ex Machina: Speak.
Neo: The program Smith has grown beyond your control. Soon he will spread through this city, as he spread through the matrix. You cannot stop him. But I can.
Deus Ex Machina: [shouting] WE DON'T NEED YOU! WE NEED NOTHING!
[the drones swarm around Neo again]
Neo: If that's true, then I've made a mistake, and you should kill me now.
[the drones swarm... and draw back into the face again]
Deus Ex Machina: What do you want?
Neo: Peace.

Kate Holbrook: I overreacted earlier. I'm sorry...
[Kate exits]
Angie Ostrowiski: I'm sorry I farted into your purse...

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