You once asked me for advice. You want some now? Never pass up a good thing.Jean Rasczak
Cartman: Kyle, all those times I called you a stupid Jew, I didn't mean it. You're not a Jew.
Kyle: Yes I am, Cartman! I *am* a Jew!
Cartman: No, no, don't be so hard on yourself.
You don't get it do you Finch? You're my job. You're what I'm paid to do. You're about as mysterious to me as a blocked toilet is to a fucking plumber. Reasons for doing what you did? Who gives a fuck?Dormer
Sharpay Evans: Oh, come here Kelsi. I have a summer job for you. At our country club, our rehersal pianist is evidently moving.
Kelsi Nielson: Or hiding.
Sharpay Evans: Pardon?
Kelsi Nielson: Sounds great!
THAT'S my BITCH!Drew
Navy Seal Wife: Be safe.
Navy Seal #2: You know I will.
That movie has warped my fragile little mind.Cartman
Riva: Look, if you bought Stones tickets and Jagger didn't play Satisfaction, how would you feel? Would you be happy?
Carl Casper: No.
Riva: No! You'd burn the place to the fucking ground.
[repeated line] What the fuck, man?Lieutenant Jim Dangle
You're an optimist, sir. See I had you figured for a grouch.Chris Burnett
I'll believe in you all my life.Elliot
Lao Che: So it's true? You've found Nurhachi?
Indiana Jones: You know I did. Last night one of your boys tried to get Nurhachi without paying for him.
Lao Che: You have insulted my son.
Indiana Jones: No, you have insulted me. I spared his life.