Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women.Quint
Elliot: He's a man from outer space and we're taking him to his spaceship.
Greg: Well, can't he just beam up?
Elliot: This is REALITY, Greg.
He's a natural born world-shaker.Dragline
He's always chasing the pot of gold, but when he gets there, at the end of the day, it's just corn flakes.Morty
He's experienced about as much pain and suffering as anyone I've encountered, give or take... and he still has Hell to look forward to.Dr. Beardsley
Johnny Hooker: He's not as tough as he thinks.
Henry Gondorff: Neither are we.
[to Jake] Hey ass wipe! Nice shirt!Brett
[splashes Jake with his slurpee]
Hey Dad, George. Hey, you on the bike!Marty McFly
Hey! I don't have to put up with this! I'm rich!Princess Vespa
Iris: God, you're square.
Travis Bickle: Hey, I'm not square, you're the one that's square. You're full of shit, man. What are you talking about? You walk out with those fuckin' creeps and low-lifes and degenerates out on the streets and you sell your little pussy for peanuts? For some low-life pimp who stands in the hall? And I'm square? You're the one that's square, man. I don't go screwing fuck with a bunch of killers and junkies like you do. You call that bein' hip? What world are you from?
Most of the time I'm just talking out of my ass - or sticking my hand in it.Brodie
Happy Gilmore: During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.