Tess Finnegan: [together with Finn in an underground room] Don't even think about it.
Ben 'Finn' Finnegan: What?
Tess Finnegan: Don't what me. You know what.

HEY! How ya doin? I'm Jules' fiance! Just stopped by for a little conjugal visit!

George Downes

This is abandon! Nothing less, nothing more! I hate you all.


Toni Mannix: She's a lesbian, you know.
George Reeves: Who?
Toni Mannix: The one playing Lois.
George Reeves: Phyllis? Is she really?
Toni Mannix: No. She is now, as far as you're concerned.
George Reeves: Well... there it is.

I feel like the nerd at the sleep-over that fell asleep at nine.


Nacho: I'm not listening to you! You only believe in Science. That's probably why we never win!
Esqueleto: We never win because you are fat!

Don't start tryin' to do the right thing, boy-o. You haven't the practice.

Captain Dudley Smith

You could call me a man of the cloth, without the cloth.

Palmer Joss

I had the best gunner in the entire United Army in S.E. Now I have you.


Buck Swope: Doesn't it scare you? Working with evil forces?
Reed Rothchild: What?
Buck Swope: Evil forces.
Reed Rothchild: Evil? No man, it's not evil. It's an illusion.
Buck Swope: Confusion?

Winnie: [When Eggs states his a boxtroll] Oh... really? Then lets see you fit into your box!
Eggs: Err... I can't right now
Winnie: [nods head] Ummhmm
Eggs: I'm long boned

[subtitled] Urkin, not too much raping... Humans only!


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