Come in with the milk. Come in with the milk. Come in with the milk.Howard Hughes
Nightcrawler: Excuse me? They say you can imitate anybody, even their voice.
Mystique: [as Nightcrawler] Even their voice.
Nightcrawler: Then why not stay in disguise all the time? You know, look like everyone else.
Mystique: Because we shouldn't have to.
[reading aloud from the newspaper] Your birthday today, Daisy. This year you have to make a choice between two life paths. Second chances comes your way. Extraordinary events culminate in what might seem to be an anticlimax. Your lucky numbers are 84, 23, 11, 78, and 99. What a load of shit.Walt Kowalski
Sonny: Hey, listen, I want somebody good - and I mean very good - to plant that gun. I don't want my brother coming out of that toilet with just his dick in his hands, alright?
Clemenza: The gun'll be there.
You know what I'd like to do to her? Something I call the Dirty Fozzie.Ted
Freakshow: Go on inside, boys, and make yourselves at home. You can rest up, get something to drink, fuck my wife, whatever you want. Just don't do anything the good lord would'nt do.
Kumar: [walking away with Harold] Dude am I going deaf or did he just say we could fuck his wife?
I really do hate the children.Dolores Umbridge
I was never in the peace corps.Jane Smith
Sergeant: Hey, asshole! What do I look like to you?
O'Reilly: A sitting duck.
You're some sort of big, fat, smart-bug, aren't you?Johnny Rico
[to her children, about their father] Everthing about this is crazy. Especially him. But that doesn't make it any more fantastic.Mrs. Fox
Its not until you lose everything that you are free to do anythingTyler Durden