Penny: You're going to surf in that?
Leslie: No, I'm gonna surf in my da-na-da-na.
Penny: Your what?

E.B.: Fred, I am special.
Fred: We are all special.
E.B.: You are not getting it. I mean I am really special.

1st Lt. Tom Pullings: He would always say: "Never mind the maneuvers, just go straight out!"

WHAT is going on? Mr. Pottery class... nice to meet ya.

Nikki

Ms Vickers, is there an agenda that you're not telling us about?

Charlie Holloway

Your face looks like Robin Williams' knuckles.

Ben Stone

Rawlins: Look, goddamn it! The whole world gotta stomp on your face?
Trip: Oh, I see, so the white man give you a couple a stripes, you start hollerin' and orderin' everybody around, like you the massa himself! Nigger, you ain't nothin' but the white man's dog!

Danny Butterman: [after supposedly stabbing Sgt. Angel, waving a sachet of tomato ketchup] Da daaa!
Nicholas Angel: Danny, this is murder.
Danny Butterman: It's not murder, it's ketchup.
Nicholas Angel: We have to do something, Frank's appointed himself as Judge, Jury and Executioner.
Danny Butterman: [agitated and defensive] He is not Judge Judy and Executioner

I need to be helped. I need you to rub my back, put me in my onesie...whatever you need to do baby, I'm yours!

Cedric

Woody: Hey, w-wait, What happened? What happens next? Come on, let's see the next episode!
Stinky Pete the Prospector: That's it.
Woody: What?
Stinky Pete the Prospector: The show was cancelled after that.
Woody: Wait, wait, wait. What about the gold mine and... and the cute little critters and the dynamite? That was a great show! I mean, why cancel it?
Stinky Pete the Prospector: Two words: Sput-nik. Once the astronauts went up, children only wanted to play with space toys.
Woody: I know how that feels.

I don't think I am going to say, "What the fuck" anymore.

Joel Goodson

Rooster: So long, Tom.
Turk: Where are you going?
Rooster: I dunno. To hell, I suppose.

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