Strawberry Alice: You just kicked the shit out of an innocent man.
Little Bill Daggett: Innocent? Innocent of what?

I should have introduced myself, seeing as we're related. I'm Felix Leiter, your brother from Langley.

Felix Leiter

Emmet: [to the Master Builders] I have no experience fighting, leading or making plans. It's going to be really hard, but I...
Metalbeard: [Gets up from his seat, yelling] Really hard?
Metalbeard: WIPING YER BUM WITH A HOOK FOR A HAND IS REALLY HARD!
Emmet: Woah... OK.

Sam 'Spike' Witwicky: No, no, no, no, no.
Mikaela: What?
[Optimus Prime jumps onto the highway]
Mikaela: Oh my God...
[Bonecrusher, rams a bus]

You're not hopeless.

Bob

Miranda Hobbes: The only two choices for women; witch and sexy kitten.
Carrie Bradshaw: Oh you just said a mouthful there sister.

LAPD, shitbird. Get the fuck outta here or I'll call your wife to come get you!

Bud White

I've seen an agent punch through a concrete wall. Men have emptied entire clips at them and hit nothing but air, yet their strength and their speed are still based in a world that is built on rules. Because of that, they will never be as strong or as fast as you can be.

Morpheus

Yancy Devlin: You ladies ready to play a little Ultimate Frisbee?
Dan: I think so, Mr. Testosterone!

Derek Smalls: [on the phone] Isn't there a law against this sort of thing? Surely you can't just buy a full page ad in the music papers and publish your divorce demands.
[pause]
Derek Smalls: What do you mean 'I paid for it'?
[pause]
Derek Smalls: Joint account! Fuck! Can't we just have her killed? You know people.

[to Geordi] Normal is what everyone else is and you are not.

Dr. Soran

This is why you are so nervous all the time. You have like chunks of roast beef in your heart!

Modell

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