[rapping] Fuck off, Papa Doc, fuck the clock, fuck the trailer, fuck everybody. Fuck y'all if you doubt me. I'm a piece of fucking white trash and I say it proudly. And fuck this battle, I don't wanna win, I'm outie. Here, tell these people something they don't know about me

B. Rabbit

Service me bitch

Melissa

Reverend, if you can't save my daughter's soul, I will.

Louis Sweetzer

Yeah, Frigo was my best friend. Then, I turned four.

James Brennan

Harold: Oh, nice. 16 Candles is on, man.
Kumar: And the award for the least heterosexual statement ever made in this apartment goes to... Harold Lee! Come on down, man! Take a bow!
Harold: Shut up, man. It's a classic.

You shoulda kissed her Dave. She wanted you.

Alvin

Gus Sands: If it isn't enough, tell us what you had in mind.
Roy Hobbs: To hit away.

Lord Farquaad: Run, run, run as fast as you can. You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man.
Gingerbread Man: You're a monster.

Elrond: Our time here is ending, Arwen's time is ending. Let her go... let her take the ship into the West. Let her bear her love for you to the Undying Lands, there it will be ever green...
Aragorn: ...but never more than a memory.

I saw his thingy!

Jenna

Fuck, I keep forgetting about the goddamn tiger!

Phil Wenneck

Erica, you are a woman to love.

Harry

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