Lazio: Do you have anyone in with Costello presently?
Dignam: Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself.
You ask me one more question and I'm beating the shit out of you.Andrew
Ellen Roark: Do you want me to stay?
Jake Tyler Brigance: Yeah, I want you to stay. So you'd better go.
Oh, you fucking guy!Erica Barry
Lucky Day: Not so fast El Guapo! Or I'll pump you so full of lead you'll be using your dick for a pencil!
El Guapo: What do you mean?
Lucky Day: I don't know.
Jefe: I think he means that if you...
El Guapo: Shut up!
That's Ren and Stimpy. They're way existential.Cher
Carmine Lorenzo: Lorenzo, Terminal Police. You want something, you got it.
John McClane: This is it? One fucking platoon?
Grant: One crisis, one platoon. Who are you?
John McClane: John McClane.
Grant: McClane, you showed some balls out there, man.
John McClane: Yea.
What if we do a, uh, a different holiday around the table, Easter, and just focus on the rabbit?Whitney Taylor Brown
Ned Freedman: You look like a douche.
Mike O'Donnell: I do not look like a douche.
Dr. Beeper: I thought you'd be the man to beat this year.
Ty Webb: I guess you'll just have to keep beating yourself.
[to Edward] I know what you are. You're impossibly fast. And strong. Your skin is pale white, and ice cold.Isabella Swan
[makes out with Danielle]