Sam Wilson: You're a lot heavier than you look.
Steve Rogers: I had a big breakfast.

Nothing exceeds like excess. You should know that, Tony.

Elvira

Roger Thornhill: When I was a little boy, I wouldn't even let my mother undress me.
Eve Kendall: Well, you're a big boy now.

Luke: I don't know, I just think Dr. Marrow's up to something. And you know what, I'm going to find out. Right after I check on Theo that is. I wonder how she's doing.
Eleanor "Nell" Vance: Doing or wearing?
Luke: Yeah no kidding. Did you see what she had on yesterday? Hey I definitely got a soft spot for Theo.

Thorny: Look, kid, he doesn't want it.
Farva: I can handle this, Thorn. I don't want it!
Dimpus Burger Guy: Uhh, right. Beverage?
Farva: Gimme a liter o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: What?
Farva: [Annoyed] A liter o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Litercola? Do we sell litercola?
Thorny: Will you just order a large, Farva?
Farva: I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn liter o' cola!
Dimpus Burger Guy: [to Farva] I don't know what that is!
Farva: [slowly starts shouting] Liter is French for...
[grabs burger kid by shirt]
Farva: ... give me my fuckin' cola before I break VOUS FUCKIN' LIP!

Agent 99: Max has no experience, and I don't want him as my partner.
Maxwell Smart: Well, that is a sucker punch to the gonads.

Caleb Danvers: My powers are stronger than yours.
Reid Garwin: Not until you ascend.
Caleb Danvers: Fine, go for it tough guy.

Veronica Sawyer: Hey, Martha. My date for the prom kinda flaked out on me. I was wondering, If you weren't doing anything that night, maybe we could rent some new releases and pop some popcorn.
Martha 'Dumptruck' Dunnstock: I'd like that.
Veronica Sawyer: Yeah. Me too.

Haven't you ever wondered why the crime rate is so low? But the accident rate is so high?

Nicholas Angel

Major Eaton: Good God!
Brody: Yes, that's what the Hebrews thought.

Larry Daley: You know how you were telling me that the key to happiness was something but then the sun came up? I think I figured it out. It's doing what you love.
Teddy Roosevelt: I was going to say diet and exercise, but the love thing is good.

Megamind: She's using her nosy reporter skills to find out all our secrets! Very smart. But such tricks... won't work... on me.
Roxanne Ritchi: [sarcastic] Please talk slower.
Megamind: Temptress!
Roxanne Ritchi: What secrets? You're SOO predictable!

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