C'MON, YOU BITCH!

Captain Billy Tyne

To Al's Toy Barn... and beyond.

Buzz Lightyear

Stephen: Fine speech. Now what do we do?
William Wallace: Just be yourselves.
Hamish: Where are you going?
William Wallace: I'm going to pick a fight.
Hamish: Well, we didn't get dressed up for nothing.

Celebrities beat cancer all the time. Lance Armstrong, he keeps getting it.

Kyle

Is that your answer, old man? Well, I guess you're a hard case too.

Luke

This time they've crossed a fatal line.

Dwight McCarthy

Chaucer: Very good.
William: Was she watching? Geoff.
Chaucer: What?
William: Did she see me?
Chaucer: Yes, she saw you.
William: Did she see me take the hit?
Chaucer: Yes, she saw you take the hit.
William: Well, was she concerned?
Chaucer: It was dreadful, her eyes welled up, it was awful.

You girls are awesome... ly horrible. I hate you. Kill yourselves. Girl power! Sisters before misters!

Bumper

Charles: All these weddings, all these years, all that blasted salmon and champagne and here I am on my own wedding day, and I'm... eh... em... eh... still thinking.
Matthew: Well, can I ask about what?
Charles: No... no... I think, best not.

Wendell: You think this boy Moss has got any notion of the sorts of sons of bitches that're huntin' him?
Ed Tom Bell: I don't know, he ought to. He's seen the same things I've seen, and it's certainly made an impression on me.

Mary: Do you have a nickel?
Frankie Valli: Yeah.
Mary: Call your mother, you're going to be home late.

Xenia Onatopp: Enjoy it while it lasts.
James Bond: The very words I live by.

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