Rufus: White folks only want to hear the good shit: life eternal, a place in God's Heaven. But as soon as they hear they're getting this good shit from a black Jesus, they freak. And that, my friends, is called hypocrisy. A black man can steal your stereo, but he can't be your Savior.
Bert Fischer: You're like one of those clipper ship captains. You're married to the sea.
Max Fischer: Yes, that's true.
Lucy: Why are men bald?
Sam: Sometimes they're bald because their head is shiny and they don't have hair on it. So their head is just more of their face.
[to Sweeney] May the good Lord smile on you.Signor Adolfo Pirelli
[to Caine] You're the perfect hunting machineStinger
You wanna fuck on me?Mr. Chow
You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not.Soap
James Bond: Don't worry. I'm not supposed to be here either.
Honey Ryder: Are you looking for shells too?
James Bond: No, I'm just looking.
[him and his team surrounding a helicopter] Have your crew step out, OR WE WILL KILL YOU!Captain Lennox
[Blackout transforms and attacks... ]
Sarah Wenham: [regarding Chase] Where is he?
Caleb Danvers: I don't know...
Becca Crane: So are we going to be uh, at the same school?
Jacob: I go to school at the reservation.
Becca Crane: Oh, it must be fun to gamble and drink all day.
[singing] When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way! from you first cigarette your last dyin' days.Riff